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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by partinobodycular on Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:00 pm

Then my name's not Rayshagurlquakay.

What if we never had to get off the internet?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by Statefarm on Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:00 pm

Then my life wouldn't change at all.

What if we were all politicians?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by partinobodycular on Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:01 pm

Then nobody would like us.

What if God were one of us?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by Statefarm on Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:02 pm

Then that would be an awkward way to phrase that question since God is singular.

What if we lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by partinobodycular on Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:07 pm

Then we'd be Spongebob's roommates.

What if I was using the subjunctive case?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by PinkSponge on Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:15 pm

Then you did it correctly. Maybe.

What if we didn't actually have to ask "what if" questions and we were all just copying the format the person before us used?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by partinobodycular on Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:18 pm

Then someone would have figured that out by now.

What if when we watch TV, the people in the TV are watching us?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by Statefarm on Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:29 pm

Then they're very good at pretending now to notice.

Why is the sky blue?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by PinkSponge on Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:30 pm

Because God had a blue crayon when he made it.

What if I actually did my homework for once?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by partinobodycular on Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:35 pm

Then you'd find eternal happiness. Too bad that'll never happen.

What if birds are judging us, and that's how they decide who to crap on?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by frostehh on Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:04 pm

Then they must really hate cars.

What if Lucy ran out of string?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by PinkSponge on Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:11 pm

She'd die.

Aren't Christmas songs amazing to listen to all year long?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by partinobodycular on Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:20 pm

Nah man. They have their time.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by PinkSponge on Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:31 pm

(Says the one who's in the Christmas song synchtube right now. d )

They can chuck about this much wood.

Why does it have to be Monday tomorrow?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by Mary on Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:32 pm

Because that's how the calendar works.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by lucyjoan on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:26 pm

frostehh wrote:What if Lucy ran out of string?
PinkSponge wrote:She'd die.
You know me so well.

No, I failed PE.

Why do I not eat healthy food?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by partinobodycular on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:33 pm

Because healthy food is not delicious.

Why couldn't Alfred take the bullet intended for Mama and Papa?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by lucyjoan on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:53 pm

Because he's just a dumbshit butler.

Why is there a night troll on the Hogwarts Express?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by partinobodycular on Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:13 am

She's petitioning for the rights of house elves.

Why are pies circular?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by frostehh on Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:52 am

So they can be served in the same pan as cake, pizza, bread, and even cheese!

How many dragons does it take to destroy all clouds?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by saturnlite88 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:57 am

Depends on the power and strength of the dragons.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by partinobodycular on Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:39 pm

Because you're too close to the sun. You should probably move.

How many roads must a man walk down?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by lucyjoan on Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:20 pm

None if he's in a car.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by Statefarm on Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:39 pm

I tried to find out but it hurt me.

What should I eat for the most important meal of the day?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Post by partinobodycular on Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:44 pm

Bacon. Bacon for all meals.

Why does my duck have no legs?

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