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Post by PinkSponge on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:40 pm

Q. How often do you masturbate?

A. It was his fault.

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Post by lucyjoan on Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:09 pm

Q: Why did you kill that guy?

A: Seven years of bad luck.

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Post by partinobodycular on Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:26 pm

Q: What do you see in my future?

A: Don't even think about it.

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Post by lucyjoan on Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:30 am

Q: Can I change the rules in mafia so you always lose?

A: Like a million suns.

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Post by Blake11roys on Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:25 pm

Q: How does your passionate love feel?

A: I would love to do that!
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Post by frostehh on Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:55 pm

Q: Do you want to let me break every bone in your body and then allow me to try and put you back together again?

A: No, a purple pineapple!
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Post by Sergio on Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:29 pm

Q: Is that a blue pineapple?

A: Please don't, that sounds painful.

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Post by Statefarm on Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:22 pm

Q: Do you want me to call that guy that just got out of prison and have him rape you?

A: It's Britney, bitch.

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Post by PinkSponge on Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:54 am

Q. Who's that?

A. Wait. no, I didn't mean it that way...

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Post by saturnlite88 on Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:40 pm

Q: You want to finger statefarm?

A: Well, if it fills the cookie jar, it will work for me.

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Post by PinkSponge on Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:30 pm

Q. Can I hide this severed hand in this cookie jar?

A. But it's haaaaard.

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Post by Mary on Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:41 pm

Q: Did you notice that his penis isn't very big?

A: That's what she said.

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Post by partinobodycular on Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:05 am

Q: What's your favorite unfunny joke?

A: Maybe after linner.

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Post by saturnlite88 on Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:49 am

Q: Do you want to have lex?

A: Quack. Quack. Meow.

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Post by Blake11roys on Mon Oct 29, 2012 7:56 am

Q: What did she say after sex?

A: That would fascinating.
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Post by PinkSponge on Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:09 pm

Q. What if I stopped the chain of awkward sex questions?

A. But then you'd be dead.

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Post by saturnlite88 on Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:11 pm

Q:What if I stopped the chain of awkward sex questions?

A: It's called penetration.

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Post by PinkSponge on Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:20 pm

Q. What do you do with Winry every night? hello

A. Only if there's a full moon.

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Post by Blake11roys on Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:41 pm

Q: Do you ever stop having sex?

A: I've never tried that.
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Post by partinobodycular on Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:54 pm

Q: How do you like sleeping with girls?

A: If the boot fits.

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Post by Blake11roys on Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:08 pm

Q: Will you wear this sexy cowgirl costume?

A: She didn't want to.
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Post by partinobodycular on Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:14 pm

Q: Why didn't she let him use a condom?

A: There's a bank around the corner.

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Post by Blake11roys on Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:00 pm

Q: Do you want to have sex somewhere we haven't done it before?

A: Because you're an interesting person.
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Post by partinobodycular on Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:04 pm

Q: Why do you keep staring at me?

A: I didn't see it.

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Post by Mary on Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:23 pm

Q: Why didn't you have sex with that rabbit?

A: I thought you'd never ask.

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