Answer Question Game

Q: What did the goblin dress up as for Halloween?

A: Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Q: What's the stupidest thing to say to a gaggle of witches who can't remember the incantation?

A: I just love him

Q: What did Winry have to say about Saturn?

A: POTATOES BELOW!!

Q. What did you say? I can't hear you, I'm falling off a cliff.

A. I would, but I lost mine.

Q. Would you lend my grandmother your hemmorhoid ointment?

A. Maybe when pigs fly.

Q: Will you ever get married?

A: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Q. Is there a reason why you're leaning over a toilet?

A. No.

Q: Can I-

A: Only with peanut butter.

Q. Do you ever try to seduce your dog?

A. YOUR MOM!

Q: Who gave birth to me?

A: Umm...ok.

Q. Can I poke your face repeatedly?

A. I can't, I'm busy.

Q: Will you be on Skype 24/7?

A: I'll be there!

Q: Did you hear about the Mafia Online convention?

A: Not for another 52 years.

When can you play Mafia again?

IT'S EVERYWHERE!

Where is the magic?

Under your nose

Q: What's the worst place for a bug bite?

A: White wine.

Q. What will you be drinking in the sun?
(If you don't get the reference I am ashamed of you but I understand because it is obscure.)

A. My phone isn't working.

Q: Did you get my text???

A: True love's first kiss.

Q: How did you become such an ogre?

A: It was a really hard test.

Q. Why did you fail?

A. I hate polka dots.

Q. Why don't you like my new dress?

A. Only on days ending in 'y'.

Q: Are you forever alone?

A: Not until the frog gets here.

Q: Are you go to have fun tonight?

A: Put it with the kittens.

Q: Where should I put my little ponies?

A: half a penny will do

Q: How much do I need to pay you to send me a letter?

A: It's not fair.