Corrupt a Wish!

Granted, but they are cannibals.

I wish that dinner was ready.

Granted, but you're allergic to the food.

I wish I don't sleep during class.

Granted, now you instantly fall asleep the second the teacher says class dismissed and aren't able to wake up until it starts again.

I wish I had a surfboard.

Granted, but you have hydrophobia.

I wish I could read books quicker.

Granted, you understand nothing.

I wish Itunes would work.

Granted, but your device doesn't.

I wish there were more days in November

Granted, but NaNoWriMo is cancelled.

I wish I could earn money for being lazy.

Granted, but you spend it all on the internet and are left with nothing.

I wish nighttime didn't make me sad

Granted, it makes you mentally unstable.

I wish I could split.

Granted, but only because you lose all the ligaments and bones in your legs and you can't walk.

I wish I could move at the speed of light.

Granted, but then you die, because physics.

I wish I had more pie.

Granted, but it's stale.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, but you're asleep.

I wish I had a hammock.

Granted, but you don't have anywhere to put it up.

I wish I could lose weight by eating my favorite foods.

Granted, but after a week they stop being your favorite foods.

I wish the third book in the KKC was out.

Granted but then you're not allowed to read it.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but only six millimeters above the ground.

But... what do you wish for?

I wish for Parti's wish.

Granted, but she wishes for you to go away forever.

I wish that I could go to Narnia.

Granted, but you go just before

Spoiler:

(I don't know if you've read all of the books )

I wish I could go to Antarctica.

Granted, but you can't go back home.

I wish Saturn made a wish for me to corrupt

Granted, but he wished for your happiness.

I wish it would snow tonight.

Granted but it snows you in your house for a week.

I wish I knew how to make corned beef has because it's delicious.