Re: Corrupt a Wish!

by **partinobodycular** Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:50 pm

Granted, but you're allergic to beef.

I wish for a monkey.

by **DecemberHare** Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:59 am

Granted, but it's a crazy monkey that attacks humans.

I wish I owned a mini zoo in my backyard.

by **Cat** Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:59 am

Granted but it's a zoo filled with only crazy monkeys that attack humans.

I wish my lip wasn't swollen.

by **DecemberHare** Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:16 pm

Granted, it's bleeding.

I wish my mini zoo was filled with nice monkeys who don't attack humans.

by **partinobodycular** Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:00 pm

Granted, but they all attack and kill each other.

I wish my nails were painted.

by **DecemberHare** Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:43 am

Granted, but the nail polish is a cheap brand so it cracks and peels out after 30 minutes of painting your nails.

I wish I had a pet teacup pig.

by **Cat** Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:44 am

Granted, but it smells putrid no matter how often you wash it.

I wish college was free

by **partinobodycular** Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:37 pm

Granted, but're required to work 20 hours a day outside of school.

I wish I were more creative.

by **DecemberHare** Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:07 pm

Granted, but everyone's a destructive critic and criticizing your work.

I wish I can lie in bed all day.

by **partinobodycular** Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:08 am

Granted. You're paralyzed from the nose down.

I wish my phone had infinite battery.

by **DecemberHare** Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:25 am

Granted, your nokia 1100 lasts forever and you can't ever replace it.

I wish I could stop time to finish projects.

by **speckleasme** Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:38 pm

Granted, but you still don't understand the projects.

I wish I had more money.

by **PinkSponge** Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:37 pm

Granted, but it's play money.

I wish I could control the sun.

by **partinobodycular** Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:53 pm

Granted, but only when you're within 5 miles of it.

I wish my antibiotics would start working.

by **DecemberHare** Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:33 am

Granted, but you're allergic to them

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

by **partinobodycular** Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:19 pm

Granted, but now you're a workaholic. It's tearing your family apart.

I wish my room would clean itself.

by **PinkSponge** Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:03 pm

Granted, but it puts everything in the wrong spot.

I wish I had a pony.

by **partinobodycular** Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:07 pm

Granted, but it bites you every time you get close to it.

I wish I had more brownies.

by **speckleasme** Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:38 pm

Granted, but they're brocoli brownies.

I wish The sun would set later.

by **partinobodycular** Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:16 pm

Granted, but it also rises later.

I wish I had a new power adapter.

by **DecemberHare** Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:26 am

Granted, but it breaks right away.

I wish I had a yellow submarine.

by **AppleZach** Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:45 am

Granted, we all live in it.

I wish I wasn't shipped with Alex.

by **speckleasme** Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:06 pm

Granted, but you're now shipped with Hitler.

I wish I didn't have to do schoolwork.

by **MunchyDumpling** Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:58 pm

Granted, but now you are a slave and work 24/7.

I wish I could read minds.

by **speckleasme** Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:01 pm

Granted, but everyone else can read yours.

I wish I had a puppy.

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