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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by MunchyDumpling on Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:31 am

Granted, but you meet him by accidentally tripping him and escorting him to the hospital minutes later.

I wish I could make objects change to the color of my choosing.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by DecemberHare on Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:51 am

Granted, but only you can see the changed color. Everyone else just sees it as it was before.

I wish I could speak any language I want fluently.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by MunchyDumpling on Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:19 am

Granted, but now everyone in the world speaks only English.

I wish I could choose when to stop procrastinating.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by PinkSponge on Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:24 am

I'll grant that later.

I wish I could read six books a day.

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Post by DecemberHare on Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:29 am

Granted, but only baby books and books by Dr. Seuss.

I wish I lived in a castle.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by partinobodycular on Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:40 pm

Granted, but it's cold and drafty and doesn't have electricity, indoor plumbing, or wifi.

I wish I could donate my fat to people who need it.

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Post by AppleZach on Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:17 pm

Granted, you look like a Holocaust survivor.

I wish I was smarter.

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Post by partinobodycular on Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:13 pm

Granted, but now you realize how stupid everyone else is and you can't stand people.

I wish it were January 26.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by lucyjoan on Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:16 pm

Granted, but that means I have my permit (it's my half-birthday) so I crash and kill someone.

I wish I didn't have to learn how to drive.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by DecemberHare on Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:13 am

Granted, but you'll crash and kill someone and will have to live with the guilt for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to help put up the decorations for the tree.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by MunchyDumpling on Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:11 am

Granted, but the tree burned down already and you can't afford a new one.

I wish I could pick noises and choose whether to hear them or not (like tuning out a baby's crying).

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by DecemberHare on Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:12 am

Granted, but once you tune out a sound, you can never hear it again.

I wish there was snow where I lived.

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Post by partinobodycular on Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:25 am

Granted, but only while you're on vacation in a snowless place.

I wish I had a pet.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by MunchyDumpling on Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:21 pm

Granted, but it's a pet goldfish which dies within a day(like all of mine Sad ).

I wish everything was edible, but only to me.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by speckleasme on Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:23 pm

Granted, but everything that you eat now is not edible anymore, so you have to eat other weird things for the rest of your life.

I wish It wasn't so rainy right now.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by DecemberHare on Sun Dec 09, 2012 6:19 pm

Granted, you now have a rainless storm with thunder and lightning.

I wish I didn't have to go to school so early.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by MunchyDumpling on Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:23 pm

Granted, you've moved away from your parents and permanently live there.

I wish I could get the sticky stuff from my Christmas tree off of my hands.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by Nate on Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:00 pm

granted but now you don't have fingers.

I wish I had a useless superpower

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by DecemberHare on Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:43 am

Granted, but you can't use your useless power for its intended purpose.

I wish that my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by Nate on Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:49 pm

Granted, but you didnt make a wish, sooo...

I wish i knew how to set up a clap light.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by partinobodycular on Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:38 pm

Granted, but now that you have the knowledge, you don't have the ability.

I wish I had a better webcam.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by Cat on Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:07 am

Granted, your computer breaks so you can't use it.


I wish I had a pug

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by speckleasme on Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:27 am

Granted, but it has rabies.

I wish I could talk to trees.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by DecemberHare on Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:26 am

Granted, but they won't reply back.

I wish it was Christmas already.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by speckleasme on Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:43 am

Granted, but the apocalypse has happened and we are all dead.

I wish I was a better skier.

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