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Post by Cat Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:07 pm

Granted but global warming melts all the snow.


I wish I didn't have to sleep to function
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Post by Nate Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:23 pm

granted but you have to eat a baby every time you get tired instead.

I wish I had a penny as lucky as Alex's. Actually i wish i had a billion pennies as lucky as Alex's
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Post by Cat Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:15 pm

Granted but you realize you're not a raging homosexual so you never use them

I wish I could go to Canada
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Post by Matt Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:17 pm

Granted but you can only bring MLPAlex and you must spend the whole time with him


I wish I could see a hockey game this year
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Post by partinobodycular Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:21 pm

Granted, but you're hit with a puck and all of your teeth are knocked out.
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Post by DecemberHare Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:20 am

Granted, Parti, with no corruptions d

I wish my summer wasn't in school.

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Post by MunchyDumpling Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:19 pm

Granted, but now you have a 24 hour school day all other times.

I wish I could get whichever Christmas present I wanted.
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Post by Statefarm Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:45 pm

Granted, but it goes rogue and destroys your house.

I wish my sister made chocolate chip cookies.
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Post by DecemberHare Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:47 am

Granted, but it sucks and it's poisonous.

I wish for a white Christmas over here.
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Post by AppleZach Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:51 am

Granted, but its white paint.

I wish it was snowing instead of raining.
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Post by Statefarm Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:52 am

Granted, it snows so much that you can't leave your house.

I wish I wasn't sick.
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Post by Matt Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:31 pm

Granted, you're dead

I wish Taylor would change her signature on MO
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Post by Sawybean1 Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:42 pm

Granted, but she changed it to, "The body is in the basement. What now?" Thinking she was texting someone else.

I wish I could change my age, gender, physical features and mental capacity at will.
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Post by frostehh Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:25 pm

Granted, but you accidentally make your mental capacity so low you forget how to change it back.

I wish I had a glass of water.
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Post by Sawybean1 Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:59 pm

Granted, but you manage to drown in it.

I wish I had a narwhal (can't see how this could possibly go wrong!)
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Post by boxtop Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:11 pm

The narwhal is actually a master thief and he robs you of everything you own.

I wish I had a cooler mustache.
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Post by Sawybean1 Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:39 am

Granted, but it's so cool that your head implodes.

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.
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Post by Statefarm Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:23 am

Granted.

(That was kind of a wasted wish, huh?)

I wish my cat didn't like to start meowing at 3 AM because I had to move into "his" room while my grandparents are here.
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Post by DecemberHare Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:55 pm

Granted, it starts barking.

I wish I could have breakfast in bed right now.


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Post by MunchyDumpling Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:30 am

Granted, you're paralyzed and can't get out of bed, so that's the only way to eat it.

I wish I could summon fireworks whenever I wanted.
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Post by DecemberHare Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:50 am

Granted, but they're the really cheap ones made in China that blow up unexpectedly and are super dangerous because they can cause fires.

I wish that Christmas vacation would never end.
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Post by Sawybean1 Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:51 am

Granted, but it is due to a new ice age beginning, so you are left with limited supplies, always on edge of being robbed by looters.

I wish I could move at the speed of light without gaining mass.
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Post by MunchyDumpling Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:52 pm

Granted, but you can only move at the speed of light, so every time you take a step, you go halfway around the world.

I wish I could make cheese out of thin air.
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Post by DecemberHare Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:41 am

Granted, but the cheese stinks and tastes rotten.

I wish it was Christmas again.
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Post by Sawybean1 Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:02 am

Granted, but it becomes something out of groundhog day, except there is no way to escape the loop, not even suicide.

I wish I was immune to pain but could feel everything else.
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