Re: The person [strike]above[/strike] below me gets a useless superpower!

by **PinkSponge** Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:42 am

The person below me can climb ladders made of toothpicks without breaking them.

by **DecemberHare** Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:59 am

The person below me can eat eucalyptus leaves.

by **Mary** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:07 pm

The person below me can always remember their ABCs

by **saturnlite88** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:12 pm

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The person below me can tiptoe without toes.

by **DecemberHare** Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:32 pm

The person below me can tell who farted.

by **partinobodycular** Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:30 pm

The person below me can swim exactly 3 meters deeper than anyone else.

by **frostehh** Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:48 pm

The person below me can perfectly forge their great grandfather's signature.

by **PinkSponge** Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:56 pm

The person below me can fall asleep instantly when they touch cotton candy.

by **DecemberHare** Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:43 am

The person below me can see oxygen.

by **PinkSponge** Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:38 am

The person below me can write tweets that are exactly 140 characters on the first try every time.

by **saturnlite88** Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:51 pm

The person below me can get away with being naked all the time.

by **PinkSponge** Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:14 pm

The person below me can conjure stale biscuits out of thin air.

by **lucyjoan** Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:56 pm

I'll never go hungry again!

The person below me can walk over the tops of puddles of water that are no greater than 1mm deep at any point.

by **PinkSponge** Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:25 pm

The person below me can win any argument about the proper placement of salt shakers in relation to the spoons.

by **DecemberHare** Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:40 am

The person below me can see the ghosts of dead ants.

by **lucyjoan** Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:31 pm

The person below me can run a mile 1 second faster than they can now.

by **partinobodycular** Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:49 pm

The person below me can grow their fingernails really fast.

by **PinkSponge** Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:23 am

lucyjoan wrote:The person below me can run a mile 1 second faster than they can now.

I'd like that, please. 9:59 sounds much better than 10.

The person below me will find out the meaning of life the second before they die.

by **saturnlite88** Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:05 am

Sounds like a plan.

The person below me can pee carrots.

by **Mary** Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:42 pm

Yummy

The person below me can dance the macarana for longer than anyone else

by **DecemberHare** Sat Nov 10, 2012 4:33 am

The person below me can write words starting with J faster than anyone else.

by **partinobodycular** Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:08 am

The person below me can see 5 seconds into the future.

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:11 am

That would be super useful.

The person below me can carve their name into wood with their finger.

by **partinobodycular** Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:13 am

I would enjoy that. I think.

The person below me can see half a shade of red more than anyone else.

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:23 pm

That sounds fantastic.

The person below me can draw an anatomically correct penguin.

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