The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by boxtop on Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:37 pm

However, he was inside the closed zipper pocket of a jacket and no water reached him.

A toddler accidentally ate Mr. Ant.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:05 am

But he was spit out almost immediately, un-chewed for the child had no teeth.

Mr. Ant was spotted by an eagle.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by boxtop on Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:11 pm

But the eagle mistook him for a piece of dirt and kept flying.

Mr. Ant was targeted by the mafia.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:25 pm

The Doctor saved Mr. Ant

Mr. Ant was modkilled.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:15 pm

But it was just a game, so he was fine.

Mr. Ant figured out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop, and all the world leaders are now after him.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Statefarm on Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:06 pm

He gives them the information they want and they leave him alone.

Mr. Ant gets his identity stolen by a serial killer who then targets him before he can go to the police.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:59 pm

He miraculously survives because a witness saw the whole thing and called the police for him.

Mr. Ant was attacked by his doppelgänger.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:47 am

The fabric of the entire universe tore at the seams, but they were okay and they became life-long friends. They fixed the universe with their knowledge.

Mr. Ant is redundant, he repeats himself, and he says the same thing multiple times, and it annoys people so much that they all attack him.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:38 am

He apologizes for being annoying and promises never to do anything like that ever again. Everyone forgives him.

Mr. Ant has cancer.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:55 am

He recovers, slowly but surely.

Mr. Ant was sent back in time to the beginning of this thread, only weaker, so he can't survive the things he endured in the past.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:15 am

He was sent back in time before he was sent back in time so he's not being sent back in time anymore, instead, he's recovering from cancer.

Does that make sense?

Mr. Ant is having a head ache.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:17 am

Mr. Ant mans up and takes some pain killers.

Mr. Ant is choked by Darth Vader for being rebel scum.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:21 am

Darth Vader realizes that he is Mr. Ant's father and lets him go.

Mr. Ant became a kamikaze pilot in World War II.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:26 am

But he realizes the mistakes in his life and lands somewhere else.

Mr. Ant is blown up by a rocket launcher.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:30 am

But he dug a very deep hole and survived the rocket crash.

Mr. Ant lost his job and his will to live.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:35 am

But his wife was there for him.

Mr. Ant's wife left him.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:38 am

He got a girlfriend.

Mr. Ant's girlfriend is a gold digger
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:46 am

But that makes them rich.

Mr. Ant has a mining accident digging for gold with his girlfriend.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:47 am

But he survives underground and learns to live with all the gold he obtained.

Mr. Ant's girlfriend took all that he had after everyone thought he died in the mines.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:02 am

But his girlfriend dies and drops all her gold down the mine back to him and he escapes.

Mr. Ant gets drunk and owes someone money that he doesn't have.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:04 am

He repays him with the gold he owns.

Mr. Ant's ex-wife wants his gold.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:21 am

Mr. Ant Kills her.

Mr. Ant falls off of a cliff.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:56 am

Mr. Ant lands on a trampoline.

Mr. Ant went blind.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:08 pm

But he recovered somehow.

Mr. Ant is deathly allergic to peanuts, and is forced into peanut butter.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by boxtop on Fri Jan 04, 2013 2:28 pm

However, this brand of peanut butter is a nasty knock-off that doesn't even use peanuts, just artificial colouring and flavouring.

Mr. Ant was confronted by an anteater.
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