The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by PinkSponge on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:22 pm

But the tape didn't stick.

Jessica found Mr. Ant crawling on her carpet and crushed him in a piece of paper.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by partinobodycular on Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:16 pm

But he managed to squeeze into a little pocket of the crumpled paper.

Mr. Ant walked into a pit of quicksand.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by saturnlite88 on Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:24 pm

But he was thrown a python to crawl up.

Mr. Ant fell into an erupting volcano.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:20 am

But it was a failed science project that didn't even erupt properly.

Mr. Ant was stepped on by my shoes.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by partinobodycular on Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:06 am

But your shoes are full of holes for him to crawl out of.

Mr. Ant ate Death By Chocolate.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by saturnlite88 on Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:18 am

But it was really good and it made him happy rather than killing him.

Mr. And was struck by lightning.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:24 am

But it was Mr. And, not Mr. Ant. Mr. Ant was home, safe from the lightning.

Mr. Ant was stomped on by a stampede.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by saturnlite88 on Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:10 am

Then he went to the Ant Hospital were he was made better.

Mr. Ant was stabbed with a light saber.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by saturnlite88 on Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:35 pm

Mr. Ant was rematerialized by the power of the Force.

Mr. And was attacked by gremlins.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by partinobodycular on Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:22 am

But he didn't feed them after midnight so they got hungry and left.

Mr. Ant was stabbed with a pencil.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by saturnlite88 on Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:27 am

But it was dull.

Mary thought up a great way to kill Mr. Ant and put her plan into action.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Mary on Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:32 am

But then she didn't.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by saturnlite88 on Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:51 am

Mr. Ant ate all of Mary's cookies.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Mary on Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:25 pm

And he found them yummy.

Mr. Ant was put in a blender.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by partinobodycular on Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:12 pm

But it wasn't turned on.

Mr. Ant fell into a volcano.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by PinkSponge on Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:08 pm

But it wasn't an active volcano and he crawled out.

Mr. Ant was cooked in a pie.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by lucyjoan on Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:12 pm

But it was pecan pie and disgusting so no one ate it.

Mr Ant ate too much on Thanksgiving and later suffered a heart attack.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by partinobodycular on Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:55 pm

But he took an aspirin so he was okay.

Mr. Ant was mixed in with the stuffing and cooked inside a turkey.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by saturnlite88 on Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:33 pm

But it wasn't Thanksgiving anymore so he wasn't eaten.

Mr. Ant flipped over the "DEATH" tarot card.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by speckleasme on Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:37 pm

But it's just a card so it doesn't do anything.

The terminator terminates Mr. Ant.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by saturnlite88 on Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:40 pm

But it was just his job that was terminated, so Mr. Ant went to work for Arnold Schwarzenegger instead.

Mr. Ant eats curry that is too hot for him to handle.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by speckleasme on Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:41 pm

But then he drinks some water and is fine.

Mr. Ant falls into the Grand Canyon.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Nate on Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:31 pm

but it is actually a 2D painting of the grand canyon.

Mr. Ant is roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by PinkSponge on Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:59 pm

Except Chuck Norris jokes are really old so it doesn't do anything.

Mr. Ant was attacked by the mafia.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by lucyjoan on Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:15 pm

But he was saved by the doctor.

Mr Ant's parachute breaks mid-fall.

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