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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by partinobodycular on Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:24 pm

But he was only parachuting down an inch.

Mr. Ant caught scarlet fever.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by speckleasme on Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:04 pm

But scarlet fever does not actually (a)effect affect ants so he was fine.

Mr. Ant is found guilty of murder and sentenced to death by ant firing squad.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Nate on Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:17 pm

Ants aren't large enough to pull triggers and they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Nate on Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:18 pm

Mr. Ant looks at Medusa.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by speckleasme on Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:22 pm

lol gotta make 'em in the same post.

But Medusa was wearing her new glasses, which counter the effect of her gaze.

Mr. Ant is hit by a car.

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Post by DecemberHare on Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:05 pm

Car is really big so Mr. Ant just goes under it.

Mr. Ant jumped off a sixty foot building.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by saturnlite88 on Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:12 pm

But Mr. Ant is so light that he reaches terminal velocity immediately and drifts down slowly for sixty feet where he gently lands into the pavement below like a little feather.

Mr. Ant was decimated by the Death Star.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:43 am

But he was just acting in a Star Wars movie so he's fine.

Mr. Ant was launched into space with no astronaut suit.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by speckleasme on Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:55 am

But he was picked up at the last second by a ship travelling using an infinite improbability drive.

Mr. Ant is swallowed by an anteater.

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Post by DecemberHare on Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:13 am

But the anteater is a vegetarian and accidentally put Mr. Ant in its snout so it took him out just before eating him.

Mr. Ant had a heart attack.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by saturnlite88 on Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:55 am

But he took some more aspirin and was fine again.

Mr. Ant was bitten by a cobra.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Sun Dec 09, 2012 6:22 am

But he was given anti-venom right away so he's a-okay.

Mr. Ant has AIDS.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by partinobodycular on Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:23 am

TEACHING AIDS For his claSS, THAT IS, AND ALSO A BROKen caps lock BUTTon.

Mr. Ant's house fell down on him.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by MunchyDumpling on Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:15 pm

Luckily, ants can carry 50x their own weight, and the house was made out of a few leaves, so he easily picked it up off of himself.

Mr. Ant got Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis (look it up).
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by speckleasme on Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:25 pm

But Mr. Ant is not the type of ant who gets that disease so he was fine.

Mr Ant was stepped on by King Kong.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Sun Dec 09, 2012 6:17 pm

But it was a CGI King Kong so he didn't get hurt

Mr. Ant got washed away.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by partinobodycular on Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:28 pm

But he knew how to swim, so he swam to the nearest shore.

Mr. Ant was scared to death by the creepypasta about Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Nate on Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:55 pm

but someone told him it was just a figure of speech so he was fine

Mr Ant committed suicide.

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Post by saturnlite88 on Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:01 pm

But he was reincarnated as Mr. Ant.

Mr. Ant swam with Piranhas.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Nate on Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:03 pm

but they were vegetarian piranhas.

Mr. Ant was hit by lightning.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Cat on Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:16 am

but it bounced off his hard exoskeleton.

Mr. Ant was crushed by a falling piano

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by MunchyDumpling on Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:13 am

The ant was turned into A-Flat (get it Very Happy ) pile of remains. Luckily, it was Mr. Ant's stunt double, and he was okay.

Mr. Ant got struck by lightning.


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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by speckleasme on Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:21 am

But it was cartoon Mr. Ant, so he only had black marks all over his body and was unhurt.

Mr. Ant was killed by SeAL team 6.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:34 am

But it was actually Osama Bin Laden in a disguise.

Mr. Ant was smothered by a pillow.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Cat on Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:18 pm

But it wasn't really a pillow, but a fluffy ball of cotton candy of which Mr. Ant ate his way out of.



Mr. Ant is diagnosed with a disease that only gives him 1 more minute to live.

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