The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by frostehh on Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:04 pm

But since Mr. Ant is quite the little genius, he discovers the cure before the minute ended.

Mr. Ant was smashed by a rock and then tied to that same rock and thrown into a lake, sinking straight to the bottom.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Nate on Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:18 pm

Radagast the Brown revives him using his blue rock staff. (seen the Hobbit early bitches)

Mr. Ant has his head cut off by the pale orc.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by speckleasme on Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:37 pm

But he is saved by Melisandre because Game of Thrones beats Lord of the Rings.

Robert Baratheon takes a disliking to Mr. Ant.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Nate on Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:18 pm

Robert Baratheon is dead fool!

Mr. Ant is sent to the wall for being a raper, but is killed by a white walker.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by speckleasme on Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:26 pm

But he controls his death like Coldhands so he is fine.

Maxwell's silver hammer came down on Mr. Ant's head.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by MunchyDumpling on Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:30 am

Luckily, Maxwell's silver hammer is just a fictional item, so he was okay.

Mr. Ant was sat on by a 400-pound man.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:49 am

But he crawled out with minimal damage.

Mr. Ant was shot out of the barrel of a shotgun.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by MunchyDumpling on Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:37 pm

But there was no gunpowder or shells in the gun, so the shot didn't do anything, and he crawled out through the barrel.

Mr. Ant got stranded in space.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by frostehh on Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:47 am

But he had a spacesuit on and was eventually rescued.

Mr. Ant was abducted by ant-eating aliens.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by MunchyDumpling on Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:36 am

Luckily, the spacesuit he was wearing disguised him as a human, so the aliens let him go.

Mr. Ant was hanged for witchcraft.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:05 pm

Luckily, it's not Salem in the 1600's, so it didn't happen and he was okay.

Mr. Ant was caught in a fence link while running away from a soon-to-explode atomic bomb, and was blown to pieces.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by boxtop on Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:53 am

And by that, Sawy means he was blown to the pieces of the broken fence, but he survived just fine.

Mr. Ant was hunted down by a pack of ferocious timberwolves.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by MunchyDumpling on Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:11 am

But Ricky Rubio realized that it was wrong to hunt ants, and so he told the other Minnesota Timberwolves to back off, and they listened to the point guard.

Mr. Ant pushed the big red button.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by DecemberHare on Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:15 am

But it does not do anything.

Mr. Ant was trapped in an ice cube.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by boxtop on Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:30 am

The ice cube was put in a soda and he climbed out on the straw.

Mr. Ant got beat up by a thug for dating his ant girlfriend.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:54 am

But the self proclaimed "thug" (or as he liked to call himself, level "68 wizard") actually had little to no arm strength.

Mr. Ant got pwn'd by this "thug" in [MMORPG] and he felt very bad.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by boxtop on Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:21 am

Fortunately, Mr. Ant still got some experience points from the battle and was able to level up.

Mr. Ant was put into a blender which was then turned on.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by speckleasme on Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:31 am

But Mr. Ant was so small that he was able to hide below the spinning blade.

Mr. Ant was pushed off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by boxtop on Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:39 am

But he was pushed by a gust of wind, which then gently carried him down onto a soft bush.

Mr. Ant was sprayed with insecticide.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:51 am

But just then, a mosquito jumped in the way, and saved his life.

Mr. Ant was thrown into a witch's potion.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by speckleasme on Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:52 am

But the potion didn't kill him, so it made him stronger.

Mr. Ant made Thor angry.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by PinkSponge on Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:04 pm

But then Thor calmed down and didn't hurt him.

Mr. Ant stuck a piece of metal in a electrical socket.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by boxtop on Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:51 pm

Fortunately, he was in an abandoned house and there was no power.

Alex's coin fell on top of Mr. Ant.
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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by Sawybean1 on Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:06 pm

Luckily, it was only a dime, and it only fell from 3 inches up, so it did not crush him.

Mr. Ant lost a lot of blood from his ears by listening to one of those singers who break glass with their voices.

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Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

Post by MunchyDumpling on Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:32 pm

Sawybean1 wrote:Luckily, it was only a dime
It's actually a penny. Gosh.

Luckily, ants don't have ears, so Mr. Ant was fine.

Mr. Ant got stuck inside of a washing machine during its cycle.
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