Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:14 am

Lucy Joan.

What is my purpose?

by **lucyjoan** Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:38 am

To seek the Holy Grail.

Why is my Physics homework due tonight when I don't have the class till Wednesday?

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:49 am

Because your teacher wants to grade it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

by **partinobodycular** Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:59 am

To escape the farm before it became Sunday night dinner.

Why can't I ever remember what I wanted to say when I go to say it?

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:01 am

Because you have gremlins in your brain that lock away the information when you need to access it.

Why am I not doing my homework?

by **partinobodycular** Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:02 am

Because I'm so much cooler.

Why did Disney buy Star Wars?

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:09 am

Because they thought they could make money of off it.

Why am I not a princess?

by **partinobodycular** Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:10 am

Because your parents aren't royalty.

Why is the rain so loud?

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:12 am

Because gravity is causing it to fall quickly and strike against a surface creating vibrations that reach your ears as sound waves.

Why are my feet cold?

by **lucyjoan** Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:38 am

Because you're not wearing socks

Why do all my socks have holes in the heel?

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:43 am

Because you wear them a lot and you need new ones.

Oh where is my hairbrush?

by **DecemberHare** Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:39 am

On your hair

Where do babies come from?

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:36 pm

From mommy and daddy loving each other very much.

Where is Penelope?

by **partinobodycular** Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:21 pm

She's delivering pizzas.

Why do the leaves change colors?

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:11 pm

Because of stuff with chlorophyll and stuff and I don't remember.

Where do the ducks go in the winter?

by **partinobodycular** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:25 pm

Underwater.

What if you guys are all a wonderful dream?

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:11 pm

That would be sad!

How's the weather up there?

by **saturnlite88** Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:26 pm

Bleak. Like all the world.

What should I do with my booboo?

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:30 pm

Eat it.

How's life?

by **saturnlite88** Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:32 pm

Eh.

Nudie pics?

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:34 pm

Oh yeah!

Platypus?

by **saturnlite88** Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:36 pm

No, just the duck half. Beavers can suck it.

by **saturnlite88** Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:36 pm

Elmo?

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:40 pm

I don't like rapists actually.

Psaldkfj?

by **partinobodycular** Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:21 am

SDsncasca.

Which way to the monkey bars?

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