Re: Answer Question Game

by **PinkSponge** Sat Nov 03, 2012 6:48 pm

Q. Why can't you make a smoothie?

A. If I tell you, I have to kill you.

by **Blake11roys** Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:28 pm

Q: What did you do with my ice cream...?

A: That's just simply not true.

by **PinkSponge** Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:33 pm

Q. Is it true that you're younger than 51?

A. My feet were cold.

by **partinobodycular** Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:34 pm

Q: Why did you walk into lava?

A: It was stolen.

by **Blake11roys** Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:39 pm

Q: Where did you get that credit card?

A: That was predictable.

by **PinkSponge** Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:39 pm

Q. Why didn't you scream when I materialized in front of your TV?

A. I tie-dyed a zebra.

by **partinobodycular** Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:46 pm

Q: Did anything exciting happen today?

A: Six pages, single-spaced.

by **PinkSponge** Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:48 pm

Q. How long does Mary's handwritten note have to be?

A. Video games.

by **partinobodycular** Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:57 pm

Q: What's your favorite way to waste time between Mafia games?

A: I didn't break it!

by **Blake11roys** Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:01 pm

Q: What happened to my confidence?

A: In the secret compartment under the bed.

by **partinobodycular** Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:02 pm

Q: Where's your liquor stash?

A: I had too much candy.

by **Mary** Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:11 pm

Q: Why were you sick after Halloween?

A: A million posts.

by **partinobodycular** Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:32 pm

Q: How many posts is too many?

A: He brought it on himself.

by **Mary** Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:37 pm

Q: Why did you kill him?

A: I love you too

by **Statefarm** Sat Nov 03, 2012 9:09 pm

Q: How could you say you love Mark?!

A: February 7th, 1436.

by **Mary** Sat Nov 03, 2012 9:37 pm

Q: What is Mary's most recent google search?

A: Potatoes please

by **DecemberHare** Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:48 am

Q: What do you want for dessert?

A: Half a million dollars.

by **PinkSponge** Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:41 am

Q. How much money did you lose by betting on tortoise races?

A. I got confused.

by **Mary** Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:51 am

Q: Why did you apply to be a hooker?

A: I can't believe it

by **PinkSponge** Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:54 am

Q. Did you know that this isn't butter?

A. I pricked myself with a needle.

by **Mary** Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:05 am

Q: Where is all this blood coming from?

A: Under "S" on my phone

by **PinkSponge** Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:06 am

Q. Where do you store the bodies?

A. I would, but I'm drowning right now.

by **DecemberHare** Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:08 am

Q: Can you wash the dishes?

A: There were too many of them.

by **PinkSponge** Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:16 am

Q. Why don't I want to wash the dishes?

A. Je ne sais pas.

by **Mary** Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:27 am

Q: What did the cute French boy say to you?

A: Only if you lick my toes

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