Corrupt a Wish!
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Nate
MunchyDumpling
speckleasme
Skylar
Mary
Statefarm
DecemberHare
AppleZach
Cat
saturnlite88
Blake11roys
PinkSponge
frostehh
partinobodycular
lucyjoan
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!
Granted but only in invisible ink
I wish I was funny.
I wish I was funny.
AppleZach- Hooker
- Posts : 329
Points : 502
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Granted, but it is because you are really dumb and people laugh at you.
I wish that Mafia Online had popup notifications.
I wish that Mafia Online had popup notifications.
Re: Corrupt a Wish!
Granted, but they look like this:
I wish I could have a booth at my school's fundraiser
I wish I could have a booth at my school's fundraiser
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Granted, but you major in theoretical quantum mathematics.
I wish I was showering.
I wish I was showering.
Re: Corrupt a Wish!
Granted, but the shower temperatures are either boiling hot or arctic cold.
I wish I could sleep early every night.
I wish I could sleep early every night.
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Granted, but you fall asleep in the late afternoon and sleep until morning and miss a lot of fun stuff that happens in the evening.
I wish I didn't need caffeine so badly.
I wish I didn't need caffeine so badly.
Re: Corrupt a Wish!
Granted, because you're now an alcoholic.
I wish I could get more hours at work
I wish I could get more hours at work
Cat- Hooker
- Posts : 443
Points : 709
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Granted, but you don't get paid for them.
I wish I could vote.
I wish I could vote.
frostehh- Informant
- Posts : 1186
Points : 1822
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Granted, but you can only vote for the opposite of who you want to vote for.
I wish Mitch Hedberg was still alive.
I wish Mitch Hedberg was still alive.
PinkSponge- Informant
- Posts : 1453
Points : 1637
Re: Corrupt a Wish!
Granted but he's lost his sense of humor.
I wish I succeeded at everything I tried
I wish I succeeded at everything I tried
Cat- Hooker
- Posts : 443
Points : 709
Re: Corrupt a Wish!
Granted, but you only try things you want to fail at.
I wish I was taller.
I wish I was taller.
PinkSponge- Informant
- Posts : 1453
Points : 1637
Re: Corrupt a Wish!
Granted, you're 1/100th of an inch taller.
I wish I still had Halloween candy.
I wish I still had Halloween candy.
AppleZach- Hooker
- Posts : 329
Points : 502
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Granted, you have a bag full of Good and Plenty's.
I wish my client was more realistic.
I wish my client was more realistic.
Skylar- Gooney
- Posts : 139
Points : 414
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I LOVE GOOD AND PLENTY'S
Granted, you don't have a client.
I wish I could ace any test.
Granted, you don't have a client.
I wish I could ace any test.
PinkSponge- Informant
- Posts : 1453
Points : 1637
Re: Corrupt a Wish!
Granted. Pregnancy and drug tests, here comes Jessica!
I wish I knew how to organize my story.
I wish I knew how to organize my story.
Re: Corrupt a Wish!
Lucy, I laughed.
Saturn, granted, but you become insane and locked up in one of those padded rooms forever.
I wish I could play guitar.
Saturn, granted, but you become insane and locked up in one of those padded rooms forever.
I wish I could play guitar.
PinkSponge- Informant
- Posts : 1453
Points : 1637
Re: Corrupt a Wish!
Granted, but every time you strum, the strings snap and hit your fingers and your eyes.
I wish I could whistle.
I wish I could whistle.
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Granted, but only really high notes that no one can hear.
I wish we all had our own place to hang out in IRL.
I wish we all had our own place to hang out in IRL.
PinkSponge- Informant
- Posts : 1453
Points : 1637
Re: Corrupt a Wish!
Granted, but my name is still PinkSponge and I'm going to change it back soon anyway.
I wish I could touch rainbows.
I wish I could touch rainbows.
PinkSponge- Informant
- Posts : 1453
Points : 1637
Re: Corrupt a Wish!
Granted, but they're actually really hot to the touch and you get burned.
I wish I still lived in Harrisonburg.
I wish I still lived in Harrisonburg.
Re: Corrupt a Wish!
Granted, but no one else does.
I wish I'd read the Iliad yesterday instead of going online.
I wish I'd read the Iliad yesterday instead of going online.
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