Corrupt a Wish!

Granted, but you made up your mind to use the wrong your

I wish I lived closer to you guys.

Granted, but now we all have restraining orders against you.

I wish I could visit Disneyworld for free.

Granted, but the rides are all broken.

I wish I didn't have to run the mile tomorrow.

Granted, you have to do 50 sit ups, 50 push ups, and 75 pacers instead.

I wish I was still in swimming...kinda.

Granted, but now you can't get out of the pool.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it's Applejack.

I wish I was in Psychology this semester so I could be better at mafia.

Granted, but now no one listens to you because of all your jargon.

I wish I were a princess.

Granted, but you're locked in a tower for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a Husky.

Granted, but he doesn't like you and keeps trying to bite you.

I wish everything were free.

Granted, everything is free to fly away so you never get anything you want.

I wish I had wings.

Granted, but gravity is too strong for you to fly.

I wish I owned a gold mine.

Granted, but all the gold was mined out hundreds of years ago.

I wish my hair was longer.

Granted, but it'll all fall off within a day.

I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

Granted. You are the only person in the world.

I wish fairy tales were true.

Granted, but the graphic and weird versions.

I wish I knew enough about Gorgons to present my project

Granted, but only because you met one and were turned to stone. You miss your presentation and fail your class and are covered with misspelled and grammatically incorrect graffiti.

I wish House were my doctor.

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Granted, but he accidentally kills you in his haphazard process of finding a cure.

I wish my interview was over

Granted, but it was too short and you didn't get the job.

I wish that my game will be the best. Ever,

Granted, but you lose all other mafia games you play.

I wish I could blow a giant bubble and then sit inside it and float around without popping and dying.

Granted, but you are stuck in it forever. And you have bad gas.

I wish that my teeth were brushed.

Granted, but your gums bleed.

I wish I had straight As

Granted, but your grades aren't straight A's, your actual written A's are the straightest things you'll ever see.

I wish every day was Saturday.

Granted. There will never be a thanksgiving again.

I wish Saturn followed rules.

Granted, but you get punished for all the rules he breaks.

I wish I had some chicken noodle soup.