Let's write a story!

Then everybody realizes that Mary could be useful so they turn on Jessica and start stabbing her violently with a fork until she bleeds to death.

With my dying breath, I tell everyone that I was the doctor.

And then Jessica dies and the rest of the mafia decides that that's enough death for now.

Suddenly the group is surrounded by ninjas who have been there all along but have chosen just now to show themselves.

The leader of the ninjas is none other than Allison!

She has returned with her band of superninjas to punish the Maifa players for trying to write her out of the story.

But then she remembers that her parents need their diapers changed so she goes to take care of them.

She walks to her home, grumbling to herself.

When she is Kindapped by Zombie Shawn. He will kill the real Mafia: the humans!

However, despite Lucy's desperate insistence, it is revealed that Zombie-Shawn is actually Human-Shawn.

And then since his mission is to kill humans he turns on himself and kills himself.

And becomes a real zombie.

Jessica also becomes a zombie because she feels left out. Because she's dead. She decides to eat Mary first, to avenge her own death.

However, she gets confused about whether Mary is a person or a vegetable and decides to just go with the vegetable.

But then she remembers learning in her biology class that if the seeds grow on the inside of something then it's a fruit and realizes that Marys are actually fruits and she doesn't know what to do with her life.

Which is ironic since she has no life. But she goes to therapy anyway.

Then she realizes that her therapist is actually a murderer and pulls out an ax in the middle of their session.

So she eats his brain.

And then goes in search for some fruity Marys.

Unfortunately, the only Mary tree she can find has been attacked by fruit flies.

So she goes to another biology class and remembers that marys don't grow on trees and instead grow on vines on the ground.

She's sick of all these biology classes--she's not getting any older!

Because she learned in a biology class that people start old and grow young.

Then she realizes that she wouldn't need to go to biology class if she didn't continually make incorrect observations about marys so she stopped saying wrong things.

However, without biology class, she had nothing to do with her second life and so went to go lie down.

She thinks about how her friends all decided to make fun of her for not being very good at biology, when, in fact, she has a 100% in that class and it's a 10th grade honors course. She graciously forgives them, as she gnaws on a Mary that she found smashed in the street from Halloween.