Tell us about yourself!

I would be so happy if you quit mafia

I never think about the inevitable end of these games and this group of friends.

I hate all of you.

I hate you guys, too.

If I were given the opportunity to meet you irl I would say "ew, no way"

I love people who talk on the phone in the library or let their phone/computer make obnoxious sounds

I have friends

You guys are the worst people I have ever met.

I absolutely despise each and every one of you. Especially Alex.

I didn't just eat an entire package of Pepperidge Farm cookies by myself in one day. No, sirree.

I don't desperately wish you had shared with me

I wouldn't have if we were in the same 5 mile radius.

I'm glad none of you live anywhere near me.

Me too. In fact, I want you all to get as far away as possible from me.

I didn't just eat the last oreo.

I have not been putting absolute shit into my body and mind for the past forever

I haven't been doing exactly what Lucy's doing, as well. I feel totally fine about it.

I have plans to eat healthy and exercise.

You guys have great self-esteem.

I don't have plans to make plans to eat healthy and exercise and read books about things I'm interested in.

I do actually have plans for those things.

Saturn, we really do just love ourselves. But we hate all the rest of you.

I really don't want to be healthy but I do a lot to try to make myself healthier

I don't wish there were more hours in a day.

I shouldn't be doing homework right now

Exotic dance and pole dancing classes are a really terrible way to exercise and get in shape.

I don't speak from experience.

im new. Oh, and i never was a cast member on full house

Welcome! I am very not excited that you're here