Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

I know I was just complaining about games where you have to ask questions after answering one but I don't care.

What if unicorns were real and we all had one?

Then I would ride it to school.

What if Blake and I were the same person? #skypejokes

Then you'd be beast at Mafia. OH WAIT YOU ARE.

Where does the sun go at night?

It goes into your basement

What if we're all robots?

then id eat a bagel....

what if were all ghosts?

Well we've all died multiple times so...

What if I put an ice cream cone on my head?

youd look liike a unicorn

what if my spelling was atrocious?

Lucy would never forgive you.

What if we didn't have to breathe?

Then we'd die.

What if zombie were real but they didn't eat people and looked like real people so they were already integrated into our society?

id think your a zombie

what if i ran out of questions

Then you'd GTFO.

What if we were all fifteen?

Then I wouldn't be so old.

What if you could read my mind?

your thinking of pizza

what if this is just a dream?

Then I'd be Leonardo DiCaprio.

But what if I were Kate Winslet instead?

Then we'd send you presents just to know your address.

What if I was youtube famous?

Then I'd watch all your videos until I got distracted by My Drunk Kitchen.

What if we found a way to do video mafia?

Then we'd be on a website where we can all use webcams and talk to each other, like tinychat.

What if, man.... what if?

Then... yeah.

What if all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops?

id love rain even more

what if im not getting any work done?

Then you'll fail all your classes.

What if you're all figments of my imagination?

Maybe we are...

What if penguins?

unicorns man, alpaca

what are the things youve learned from genies?

Crocheting. It's actually magic.

What if the world ends in December?

Then we'd better get through all our mafia games quickly.

Why are clowns so scary?

Because they don't know how to do makeup.

What if we were all ghetto not-fabulous?