Re: Answer Question Game

by **partinobodycular** Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:37 pm

Q: Do you want to borrow my lube?

A: I must not have been there.

by **Blake11roys** Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:42 pm

Q: Do you remember the thing with the guy that did the thing?

A: Calm down.

by **partinobodycular** Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:10 pm

Q: UGH, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

A: It was the girl with the purple hair.

by **Blake11roys** Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:21 pm

Q: Who was I with last night?

A: It's your turn.

by **partinobodycular** Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:29 pm

Q: Who should go next?

A: I was just thinking that.

by **Blake11roys** Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:31 pm

Q: Wouldn't it be best if you go next?

A: That's true.

by **Mary** Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:36 pm

Q: Is it true that Mary is the best mafia player ever?

A: Yeahhh boy!

by **partinobodycular** Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:38 pm

Q: Is Mary a big fat liar?

A: Call me next time!

by **Mary** Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:17 am

Q: Who should I call for phone sex?

A: On the third monday of the month.

by **Blake11roys** Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:01 pm

Q: When do you get really turned on?

A: It was so awesome.

by **partinobodycular** Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:36 pm

Q: What was it like watching Mary get turned on?

A: It was kind of like eating strawberries on a roller coaster.

by **Mary** Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:19 pm

Q: What was eating that baby stew like?

A: In the icing on the cupcake.

by **partinobodycular** Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:25 pm

Q: Hey, Mary, where'd you put my weed?

A: Nightlock.

by **Blake11roys** Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:38 pm

Q: What is your favorite berry?

A: Put it over there.

by **Mary** Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:23 pm

Q: Where should I put this bloody crow bar?

A: The Casual Vacancy

by **saturnlite88** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:02 am

Q: What did you use for toilet paper?

A: No, it goes ALL the way in.

by **partinobodycular** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:15 am

Q: Is it okay if I just hammer the nail halfway in?

A: I thought it was just a splinter.

by **Mary** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:15 am

Q: Is that a tapeworm in your arm?

A: Purple hippos on Valentine's day.

by **Blake11roys** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:24 am

Q: What's your favorite holiday tradition?

A: That's the wrong spot.

by **lucyjoan** Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:12 pm

Q: Why doesn't this triangle fit in this child's toy?

A: Eleven unforgiving years

by **Mary** Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:28 pm

Q: How long have you been alive?

A: I guess if you pay me in brownies.

by **Blake11roys** Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:30 pm

Q: Will you sell me some weed?

A: My middle finger.

by **Mary** Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:34 pm

Q: Which finger do you use to pick your nose?

A: Over the river and through the woods.

by **Blake11roys** Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:02 pm

Q: Where did the bear go?

A: Climb a tree.

by **Mary** Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:06 pm

Q: What should I do if I'm Katniss and the careers are closing in around me?

A: A witch dressed up like a ghost.

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