Corrupt a Wish!

Granted, and it also adds the sickness from animals.

I wish I was the best at Mario Kart

Granted, but you're so good at it that no one wants to play with you.

I wish I had a nice movie camera.

Granted, but you can no longer think of any reasons to use it.

I wish I didn't have to resume school tomorrow.

Granted, but it's because you're dead.

(I think I'll start making wishes that will make it evil for you to corrupt) I wish for the burden of poverty to be lifted of the shoulders of millions and put on to me.

Granted, but then you die, and then everything goes back to the way it was.

I wish it wasn't so dark in my room.

Granted, but it becomes so bright that you loose your eyesight.

I wish I had a pet fish.

Granted, you get a vicious piranha that bites off your fingers.

I wish my computer was working right now.

Granted, but- WAIT... How did you do that if your computer wasn't working?!

I wish I had an medicine ball.

Granted, but you lent it to your friend and he won't give it back.

I wish Mafia-Town.net was up

Granted, but it is filled with viruses and controlled by Admin from Amirite.

I wish I could control my dreams.

Granted, but only creepy things like where skeletons pop out.

I wish I was a professional actor.

Granted, but every role you get involves an extremely itchy outfit and a scene in which you hide in a very cramped space.

I wish nothing bad could ever happen to me and only good things could happen.

Granted, but only bad things happen to the people you love.

I wish I had money.

Granted, but you are forced to buy stuff you don't want.

I wish I didn't have two tests tomorrow.

Granted, you have three

I wish I win my fantasy hockey league this year

Granted, the hack that you didn't know helped you win gets found, and you're disqualified.

Granted?

I wish he wished for something that I could corrupt.

Granted, but corrupting it wasn't as much fun as you thought it would be.

I wish the plate wouldn't get so hot after I put it in the microwave.

Granted, it turns to ice as soon as you take it out.

I wish I could stop and start time whenever I wanted.

Granted, you get a clock with an off button.

I wish I hadn't eaten that much when I'm about to go to sleep...

Granted, you've never eaten anything (pssssst, that means you died)

I wish I had a pony.

Granted, but it eats your family.

I wish i was a ginger. Just kidding no one wants to be a ginger. I wish i had more shoes.

Granted, but they are ballet shoes.

I wish I didn't have so much math homework.

Granted, but you have a ton of spanish HW.

I wish I had a SNES.