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[Statefarm]

Except then it's just Statefarm.


This is a thread for telling stories or neat little tidbits of your life.

Ice Loves Coco came on (which is weird because I totally don't watch E! Nope, not ever.) and they made the little Law and Order ding and it say Special Victims Unit and I was like, "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" but then I remembered that Ice-T is on that show.

[Statefarm]

Also, I'm almost a hooker. How exciting.

[Mary]

I'm not a hooker anymore

[PinkSponge]

I WANT AN ADMIN THING. But there are no admins in a mafia.

[Mary]

There could be

[Statefarm]

I want to be an admin more than Jessica and I also deserve it more so you should put in a good word for me.

[PinkSponge]

I had the best substitute today. His name was Mr. Dill (and he was wearing a green shirt and joked about being a pickle) and he's a writer and he's doing NaNoWriMo and he's read Harry Potter and someone said magic isn't real at some point for whatever reason and he was like, "Take that back! I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts letter!" and in general he was just the coolest person ever.

[Statefarm]

He sounds cool.

There was actually a crazy sub at my school a few days back. I didn't personally have her but I heard about it from a lot of people. She was totally normal the first three periods and then she completely snapped in fourth. Someone asked if she was okay and she yelled that she going through a divorce. She told one kid that he probably wasn't going to graduate (even though this was an advanced class she was in) and she sent one kid to the office for saying "present" instead of "here" when she was calling role. She was also smoking in the middle of class and yelled at them when they said something. In the end, she stormed out of class and told them to make as much noise as they want so maybe the administration would "get off their butts and do something."

It was her first and last time subbing at my school.

[PinkSponge]

That sounds amazing. I wish I had her as a substitute. Not really. But kind of.

Also, my sub said jawn. And then he was like, "It sounds ridiculous when I say it. Actually, it sounds ridiculous when you guys say it, too."

[lucyjoan]

I almost said jawn irl today but then I was like "wait nobody would get it"

So I didn't

[partinobodycular]

Last night I asked my mom to trim my hair, which she does all the time for my brothers. She usually sends me to a hair salon but I wanted to save (her) money (hey, if she's gonna refuse to cut my hair, she's gonna pay for someone else to do it). So, she trimmed my hair, no big deal. Then she says, "Now you get to cut my hair!" And she had me cut her hair, like, four inches shorter. I had never cut hair before. It was ridiculous.

That's my story.

[PinkSponge]

Did you make it look okay?

Right now I'm working on a project that's due tomorrow with my group and alksjfdasld it's so frustrating. We really should have gotten organized sooner. We're most likely not going to get a good grade. UGH. I just want to go to sleep, really.

[Mary]

Story time. I just wrote Blake a letter. And then tomorrow I'm going to mail it. The end.

[partinobodycular]

Did you make it look okay?

Yeah, it actually came out surprisingly well. Except on her right side there's a small parabola where I started cutting it too short and realized I needed to make it longer. Other than that it was fine.

[partinobodycular]

GUYS MY BROTHER'S HOME FOR A COUPLE HOURS BEFORE HE GOES BACK TO GERMANY!

[frostehh]

YAY! That's awesome Ren!

[Statefarm]

Okay, so, I have a story about the word "allegro", yay. In chorus last year, we had to have vocab quizzes because with parent portal and all that, it made it hard for the teacher to just give us all 100's. So, anyways, we were all studying them before the quiz and this girl was sitting next to me and all I hear is "allegro, negro. Allegro, negro. Allegro, negro." So then I look at her because what the fuck and she goes, "Because negroes are fast." So that's what I think of every time I hear "allegro" and the only way I can remember what it means.

[Matt]

This happened a few days ago. So I was eating breakfast and my brother came downstairs. He started whining and basically sat there doing nothing. My parents were like “hurry up you need to go to school” and he just sat there and said “I am too tired to lift my spoon” so eventually our mom had to spoon feed him. He’s 12 years old. Yeah.

[frostehh]

Thanks for adding to my vocab Taylor.

And wow. My mom would have said well then no food for you and dragged him out of the house.

[AppleZach]

Me and MLPAlex are just sitting here playing Tetris, I wish my life was exciting

[lucyjoan]

AppleZach, I'm going to my cousin's Calculus class (and other classes) on my Thanksgiving break. Living the life right here.

[lucyjoan]

Also in said Calculus class I was explaining the concepts to this girl next to me. Yeah, I'm cool.

[MLPAlex]

Me and Zach are friends. We played tetris. I WIN because i hate loosing. my score is 42406 his is around 18000.

[Statefarm]

So, I want a new comforter because the last time I got one, it ended up being one of those things that you put over an existing comforter and it pisses me the fuck off because it came out today and I don't want to deal with that shit. Anyways, I found several that I liked and it turned out they were all from the same place and it also turned out that they were all one hundred and seventy fucking dollars.

[lucyjoan]

Yesterday I was Rudolph but now the pimple is gone #fuckyeahamazingskin

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