Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

by **lucyjoan** Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:45 pm

By going back to kindergarten.

How will the world end?

by **partinobodycular** Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:54 pm

It won't.

What is the ultimate question?

by **Statefarm** Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:10 pm

By stealing one from the sky.

How can I be famous?

by **partinobodycular** Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:12 pm

Silly Statefarm, that's not even a question.

By becoming a hooker.

Where's Waldo?

by **lucyjoan** Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:19 pm

In my bedroom.

When can I get a new phone?

by **Statefarm** Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:28 pm

When you murder a hooker and steal her pimp's.

Where did that scarf come from?

by **partinobodycular** Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:32 pm

Lucy made it for me

Why is fire so hot?

by **Statefarm** Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:34 pm

Because you're hot. hello

What if Hello Kitty was actually a muffin?

by **partinobodycular** Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:37 pm

Then I would eat her.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

by **Mary** Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:37 pm

In my pants

Is it Christmas?

by **Statefarm** Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:46 pm

Sources say no.
http://isitchristmas.com/

Did I just get a message?

by **Mary** Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:05 pm

Sources say no.

Are you a penguin?

by **Blake11roys** Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:55 pm

No

How's life?

by **lucyjoan** Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:32 pm

Bearable ha ha puns

How many days are there in a year?

by **partinobodycular** Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:45 pm

It depends on how you measure the year. It can be from 346.62 to 383.9 days. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year#Variation_in_the_length_of_the_year_and_the_day

Who's going to win the Super Bowl in 2013?

by **saturnlite88** Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:06 pm

Not me.

What is a dolphin?

by **lucyjoan** Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:18 pm

I am.

Why do I never get the extra credit trivia right in Physics?

by **DecemberHare** Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:35 am

Because you take Chemistry.

Why do I have ten toes?

by **lucyjoan** Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:05 am

Because the eleventh got eaten.

Who is the best person in the whole wide world?

by **Blake11roys** Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:13 am

The person asking that question.

Why is my cat so soft?

by **Mary** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:03 pm

Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.

Why is my life so amazing?

by **saturnlite88** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:06 pm

Because I'm a part of it.

Where do babies come from?

by **Mary** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:12 pm

You just change the y in baby to i and add es.

Where is El Dorado?

by **saturnlite88** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:16 pm

In the Bay of Pigs.

What is toilet paper for?

by **Mary** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:18 pm

To wipe your butt

Why did the sun come up?

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