Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

by **saturnlite88** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:20 pm

It was pulled by a chariot.

What is pi?

by **Mary** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:23 pm

The ratio between the circumference of a circle and its diameter.

What song is this?

by **saturnlite88** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:24 pm

There is no song.

by **Mary** Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:31 pm

Umm... silence?

What's peek a boo?

by **DecemberHare** Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:38 pm

A game parents play so that they can disappear, reappear and surprise their babies.

Who created the alphabet?

by **partinobodycular** Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:34 pm

Al and Betty.

How do I know if my house is haunted?

by **Cat** Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:09 pm

Call ghost busters

Why is everything at the movie theatres so expensive?

by **Mary** Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:18 pm

Because they control all of the supply while you're there and the demand exists.

Where is America?

by **PinkSponge** Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:22 pm

Just take a right at freedom, and you're there.

How many times can I talk to myself before I'm considered insane?

by **Mary** Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:43 pm

17 per hour

Do your ears hang low?

by **lucyjoan** Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:19 pm

No, but they wobble to and fro.

What is the point of the universe?

by **PinkSponge** Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:57 pm

To host mafia games.

Why are there mice on my blanket?

by **lucyjoan** Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:00 pm

Because they want to be cozy.

Why is it hot in November?

by **Cat** Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:04 pm

Because LA was dropped on its head as a child.

Why do I want to beat my brother senseless?

by **Mary** Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:18 pm

Because he's an idiot.

Why is it cold in November?

by **partinobodycular** Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:33 pm

Because all of the apples have been picked and want to be made into hot cider. No one drinks hot cider when it's warm.

Why are spiders so creepy?

by **AppleZach** Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:39 pm

They have 8 grotesque legs.

Why can't I stop watching ponies?

by **saturnlite88** Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:02 pm

Because you have a head injury.

Why not?

by **lucyjoan** Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:21 pm

Because YOLO

Why does my yarn have to run out?

by **saturnlite88** Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:10 am

Because the gremlins come at night and steal some.

Why won't my sisters stolen netflix not work?

by **DecemberHare** Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:52 am

Because it was stolen.

Why is the tune of ABCs and Twinkle Little Star the same?

by **PinkSponge** Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:39 am

Because someone was too lazy to come up with a new tune.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

by **saturnlite88** Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:50 pm

Dinosaur eggs preceded chickens.

Fold or crumple?

by **Mary** Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:03 pm

Fold

Who's going to be the next president

by **PinkSponge** Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:14 pm

Obama, hopefully.

Trains or buses?

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