Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Then my name's not Rayshagurlquakay.

What if we never had to get off the internet?

Then my life wouldn't change at all.

What if we were all politicians?

Then nobody would like us.

What if God were one of us?

Then that would be an awkward way to phrase that question since God is singular.

What if we lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Then we'd be Spongebob's roommates.

What if I was using the subjunctive case?

Then you did it correctly. Maybe.

What if we didn't actually have to ask "what if" questions and we were all just copying the format the person before us used?

Then someone would have figured that out by now.

What if when we watch TV, the people in the TV are watching us?

Then they're very good at pretending now to notice.

Why is the sky blue?

Because God had a blue crayon when he made it.

What if I actually did my homework for once?

Then you'd find eternal happiness. Too bad that'll never happen.

What if birds are judging us, and that's how they decide who to crap on?

Then they must really hate cars.

What if Lucy ran out of string?

She'd die.

Aren't Christmas songs amazing to listen to all year long?

Nah man. They have their time.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

(Says the one who's in the Christmas song synchtube right now. )

They can chuck about this much wood.

Why does it have to be Monday tomorrow?

Because that's how the calendar works.

Can you do my homework for me?

frostehh wrote:What if Lucy ran out of string?

PinkSponge wrote:She'd die.

You know me so well.

No, I failed PE.

Why do I not eat healthy food?

Because healthy food is not delicious.

Why couldn't Alfred take the bullet intended for Mama and Papa?

Because he's just a dumbshit butler.

Why is there a night troll on the Hogwarts Express?

She's petitioning for the rights of house elves.

Why are pies circular?

So they can be served in the same pan as cake, pizza, bread, and even cheese!

How many dragons does it take to destroy all clouds?

Depends on the power and strength of the dragons.

Why are my pants melting?

Because you're too close to the sun. You should probably move.

How many roads must a man walk down?

None if he's in a car.

What is love?

I tried to find out but it hurt me.

What should I eat for the most important meal of the day?

Bacon. Bacon for all meals.

Why does my duck have no legs?