Corrupt a Wish!

Granted, because everyone dies and there's nobody left to hate.

frostehh wrote:Granted, but it's Applejack.

I wish I was in Psychology this semester so I could be better at mafia.

You lucky son of a bitch.
I wish I had Applejack.

Granted, but she's afraid of you and won't talk to you or let you near her.

I wish people were more trustworthy.

Granted, but you can't be trusted.

I wish for a glass of chocolate milk.

Granted, but the milk's spoiled.

I wish I always had exactly as much money as I needed.

Granted, but it's never enough to buy an island.

I wish I could figure out whether or not I like this guy

Granted, but he feels the opposite way about you.

I wish Red Bull really gave me wings.

Granted, but you can't use them to fly.

I wish season 4 of Community happened when it was supposed to.

Granted - it was never supposed to happen.

I wish there were a movie about my life.

Granted, its made by M. Night Shymalayan (or however it's spelled.)
I wish I could do a cartwheel.

Granted, but you lose your arms immediately after cartwheeling for the very first time and you can never do it again.

I wish I could catch up more easily with my NaNoWriMo writing.

Granted, because you're expelled from school and everyone stops talking to you so you have no distractions.

I wish music was as good as it used to be.

Granted, but it's the 80's
I wish for one united states dollar.

Granted, but it's on fire.

I wish I was caught up on MLP

Me too.

Oh, wait. Granted, but everyone else who watches MLP dies.

I wish there were two of me.

Granted, but your clone is always trying to kill you.

I wish I can live on another planet.

Granted, but you aren't given any form of oxygen and you die.

I wish I was better at waking up from sleep.

Granted, but you can never go back to sleep ever.

I wish I was in a comic book.

Granted, but you are just a passing stranger that is never seen again past the first page.

I wish I was an actress.

Granted but you have no fans.

I wish MLP would start already.

Granted, but everyone is inactive.

I wish Santa was real.

Granted, but he eats children.

I wish my hair color didn't fade so quickly.

DecemberHare wrote:Granted, but everyone is inactive.

I meant the tv show

Granted but it's stuck that color forever.

I wish I lived in Equestria.

Granted, you live in Canterlot and no one likes you because they're too busy being classy.

I wish I had a yellow bookbag.

Granted, but it has a giant hole at the bottom.

I wish RBD didn't get a boyfriend.