Item Giving!

I fill it with dead crickets.

I give the person below me some apple cider.

I throw it at you because I clearly asked for apple-cranberry cider!

I give the person below me a poster of the TCA cycle.

I don't generally like posters, so I send it back.

I give the person below me the key to the vaults.

I grind it up and sell it as drugs.

I give the person below me a squirrel anus.

I give it to a frisky squirrel to enjoy.

I give the person below me everything I have.

I burn it all and laugh.

I give the person below me some Hasidic Jews.

I take them on a magical journey filled with excitement and laughs, happiness and struggle.

I give the person below me a rock.

I throw it through your window for giving me a crappy gift.

I give the person below me MLPAlex as a slave.

I beat all of my slaves. MLPAlex is no exception.

I give the person below me the Det. Chord to any planet, but not telling them which one it is.

I don't know what you're talking about so I throw it at todo.

I give the person below me the key to my heart.

I throw the key into a volcano.

I give the person below me Santa.

I give him a cookie. NO WAIT I WANT THAT COOKIE!

I give the person below be this cookie-eating fatso.

I live in his house now so I burn him for warmth.

I give the person below me my computer.

I search "prepare your anus" on it then throw it at you.

I give the person below me a lamp.

I rub it and find a genie.

I give the person below me my genie when I'm done with it.

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I torture the genie until it decides to give me more wishes.

I give the person below me a swiss army knife.

I stab scr3wball with the knife.

I give the person below me Boston.

I drown it in British tea.

I give the person below me a snake.

I give it to my sister since she already has 2 snakes.

I give the person below me a basketball.

A roll it at my wall.

I give the person below me a ticket to the train.

I solve the MMMystery on the Friendship Express.

I give the person below me a double a battery.

I get angry and throw it at a wall because I needed it earlier and not now.

I give the person below me a drum set.

I smash a random person's head through the bass drum, and then jump on the bass pedal repeatedly to bash his head in. I then proceed two stab two people with the drumsticks, which I sharpened to a point, then tear off the cymbals and throw them at more people, slicing their necks in half. Nah.
I play the drum set, but with chicken drumsticks, splattering grease all over.

I give the person below me a Nickelback CD. (fun, right? )

I use it as a Frisbee

I give the person below a day with me

I adventure with King Matt. and we execute a random person.

I give the person below me an AppleZach. (have fun with this FAG)