Re: Item Giving!

by **Mary** Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:48 am

I wear it every day

I give the person below me a papercut

by **saturnlite88** Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:51 am

I bleed on you.

I give the person below me a get out of jail free card.

by **Mary** Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:45 pm

I get out of jail for free.

I give the person below me a paper towel

by **lucyjoan** Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:36 pm

I tear it in half for no particular reason

I give the person below me some pie

by **saturnlite88** Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:47 pm

I go YUM!

I give the person below me some valve oil.

by **Soup** Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:13 am

I rub it on my penis.

I give the person below me a straw.

by **saturnlite88** Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:01 am

I stick it in my vagina.

I give the person below me a kitten.

by **lucyjoan** Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:32 am

I pet it and keep it away from my yarn (it's mine!)

I give the person below me all my stress

by **PinkSponge** Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:41 am

I go to sleep because that's what I do when I'm stressed.

I give the person below me all my desserts.

by **lucyjoan** Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:42 am

I eat them all in one sitting and then feel sick.

I give the person below me my Physics homework

by **saturnlite88** Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:17 pm

I don't do it.

I give the person below me a puppy.

by **lucyjoan** Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:18 pm

I pet it.

I give the person below me 100 MO points

by **saturnlite88** Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:19 pm

Okay, I'll go add them right now.

I give the person below me one MO point.

by **lucyjoan** Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:20 pm

I donate 50% of it to MO and keep half a point.

I give the person below me a shoe

by **partinobodycular** Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:26 pm

I fill it with dirt and plant a flower in it.

I give the person below me a NES.

by **Statefarm** Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:27 pm

I stare at it, not knowing what it is.

I give the person below me a partinobodycular.

by **lucyjoan** Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:39 pm

I ship myself with it.

I give the person below me a rose

by **partinobodycular** Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:52 pm

I dry it and press it and put it in a frame to hang on my wall forever.

I give the person below me Monopoly money.

by **lucyjoan** Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:55 pm

I throw it in the air and then roll on it.

I give the person below me a safety pin.

by **Mary** Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:08 pm

I use it to attach random items to myself.

I give the person below me a song.

by **saturnlite88** Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:00 pm

I listen to it and react appropriately.

I give the person below me a Taylor since I don't want this useless thing that doesn't even know what an NES is.

by **PinkSponge** Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:23 pm

I take her and hug her and eat lunch with her.

I give the person below me a flower.

by **Mary** Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:24 pm

I put it in my hair.

I give the person below me a million dollars.

by **Soup** Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:33 pm

I rejoice and then quit my terrible job.

I give the person below me a whale.

by **Mary** Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:37 pm

I take it back to the ocean where it belongs.

I give the person below me some dryer lint.

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