Re: Item Giving!

by **Soup** Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:51 am

I open it, only to discover Brianna's dismembered body inside.

I give the person below me Brianna's dismembered body.

by **Mary** Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:53 am

I re-member it because I don't want her to be dead.

I give the person below me my severed head.

by **Soup** Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:54 am

I sow it back on Mary's head.

I give the person below me a sowing kit.

by **Mary** Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:59 am

I make some mother pigs with it.

I give the person below me a key

by **partinobodycular** Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:14 am

I try it in every lock I come across.

I give the person below me a time capsule from 1995.

by **Mary** Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:10 am

I open it and learn about life from when I was 3.

I give the person below me a book with all the pages torn out.

by **Soup** Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:56 pm

I throw it into my fireplace.

I give the person below me the moon.

by **speckleasme** Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:34 pm

I move it and control the tides

I give the person below me a surfboard

by **Soup** Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:54 pm

I stare at it blankly not knowing what to do with it.

I give the person below me my grandfather's socks.

by **Mary** Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:43 pm

I eat them.

I give the person below me a soap sud.

by **partinobodycular** Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:48 pm

I have fun watching it float around the room until it pops.

I give the person below me a wheelchair.

by **Mary** Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:54 pm

I play in it.

I give the person below me some glasses.

by **partinobodycular** Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:58 pm

I put them on to see how the prescription compares to mine.

I give the person below me a yard of string.

by **Mary** Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:02 pm

I mail it to Lucy so she can use it.

I give the person below me an empty water bottle.

by **partinobodycular** Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:05 pm

I fill it with vodka and orange juice.

I give the person below me a stick.

by **Mary** Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:15 pm

I use it as a wand and pretend I'm Harry Potter.

I give the person below me the moon.

by **lucyjoan** Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:38 pm

I fall in love with you

I give the person below me hot cocoa

by **Mary** Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:53 pm

I fall in love with you.

I give the person below me a snuggly blanket.

by **partinobodycular** Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:23 pm

I fall in love with it.

I give the person below me a pillow.

by **speckleasme** Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:49 pm

I go to sleep.

I give the person below me a light bulb.

by **Mary** Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:16 pm

I hold on to it so that I can replace the bulb in my lamp when it burns out.

I give the person below me a post-it note.

by **Soup** Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:20 pm

I stick it on your face.

I give the person below me my copy of Pokemon Black

by **speckleasme** Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:57 pm

I sell it on ebay.

I give the person below me a toilet plunger.

by **Lkun** Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:55 pm

I put it on a horse and make it a unicorn...

I give the person below me my O-Chem model kit

by **lucyjoan** Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:59 pm

I throw it across the room.

I give the person below me my hand in marriage

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