Re: Item Giving!

by **saturnlite88** Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:56 pm

I put him in the pasture with my other ponies and feed him nothing but that which grows in his manure.

I give the person below me a tutu.

by **MunchyDumpling** Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:28 am

I stuff it down my victim's throat, gagging him to death.

I give the person below me a carton of milk.

by **Soup** Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:21 am

I use it for my morning coffee.

I give the person below me some rubber boots.

by **DecemberHare** Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:58 pm

I use it like rubber gloves.

I give the person below me half a duck.

by **Lkun** Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:40 pm

I make Peking Duck (Because I can't spell the french dish)

I give the person below me a life-like wax figure of glenn close...

by **DecemberHare** Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:00 am

I put it in the House of Wax movie

I give the person below me the other half of the duck.

by **Soup** Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:49 am

I dress it up in fancy garb and put it in my puppet show.

I give the person below me a blue cup.

by **DecemberHare** Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:51 am

I paint it red.

I give the person below me a six-sided die.

by **Sawybean1** Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:48 am

I develop a gambling addiction with it.

I give the person below me a sheet of paper.

by **MunchyDumpling** Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:47 pm

I use it to give everyone paper cuts.

I give the person below me a bucket of whale blubber.

by **DecemberHare** Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:40 am

I make blubber nuggets.

I give the person below me an orange frisbee disc.

by **Sawybean1** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:07 am

I throw it at people.

I give the person below me a pocket knife.

by **DecemberHare** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:12 am

I bring it on an airplane.

I give the person below me a pillowcase.

by **Sawybean1** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:13 am

I use it to rob the masses.

I give the person below me a plastic bag with my groceries in it.

by **DecemberHare** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:23 am

I run away with your groceries because free groceries.

I give the person below me a contact lens.

by **Sawybean1** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:27 am

I loose it.

I give the person below me the answer to life.

by **DecemberHare** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:31 am

I keep it locked up forever so that no one will ever know except me.

I give the person below me a Justin Bieber t-shirt.

by **Sawybean1** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:38 am

I burn it.

I give the person below me money.

by **DecemberHare** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:40 am

I keep it.

I give the person below me a sandwich.

by **Sawybean1** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:47 am

I eat it.

I give the person below me #swag because #yolo.

by **DecemberHare** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:49 am

I post instagram pictures of my #swag on tumblr to get likes by saying I'm ugly.

I give the person below me common sense.

by **Sawybean1** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:50 am

I use it to change the lives of people who put swag before intelligence.

I give the person below me eggs.

by **DecemberHare** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:53 am

I eat it raw.

I give the person below me expired milk.

by **Sawybean1** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:54 am

I throw it in your face.

I give the person below me AIDS.

by **DecemberHare** Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:56 am

I scream at your face, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU CRAZY BASTARD?!?!? MY GOD!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!"

I give the person below me the cure for AIDS.

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