Item Giving!

I cure AIDS and take all the credit.

I give the person below me a juice box.

I donate it to thirsty kids in Africa.

I give the person below me a Sawybean

WHA?!

I give the person below me a magic wand.

I make magic.

I give the person below me a treasure map

I follow it, only to find you've led me in circles.

I give the person below me a gingerbread house.

I eat it.

I give the person below me a glue stick

I use it to glue two turtles together, making them invincible.

I give the person below me a hydrogen bomb.

I destroy things.

I give the person below me the holy hand grenade.

I blow up killer rabbits with it.

I give the person below me a bear in the big blue house dvd.

I watch it.

I give the person below me an HD video camera.

I throw it away.

I give the person below me 1-800 Contacts.

I make millions through my new privately owned company.

I give the person below me some panties.

I strut them around town.

I give the person below me an apple.

I name a company after it.

I give the person below me some Lego.

I step on it and cry forever.

I give the person below me a super 8 camera.

I throw it at you

I give the person below me a hug.

I accept it with open arms.

I give the person below me Joe Biden's personal phone number.

I pretend to be Obama and tell him to blow up Antarctica.

I give the person below me my math homework.