Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

by **saturnlite88** Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:49 pm

One. It should always come first.

Who is going to die in mafia?

by **Mary** Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:22 pm

Yourname.

Where are my socks?

by **saturnlite88** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:00 am

On my feet. You have warm socks.

What is this?

by **Cat** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:04 am

Idk I'm 12.

What if life was like pokemon and we just went up to strangers and stood in front of them and they would tell you random facts like "Taco Bell is giving away Free Doritos Locos Tacos because someone stole a base in the World Series" and then you just walked away?

by **saturnlite88** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:09 am

That would be cool.

What is time?

by **partinobodycular** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:42 am

Time is a way to make you feel like you're always late.

Where'd my Doritos go?

by **Mary** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:45 am

Into my stomach.

Why is mafia so much fun?

by **Blake11roys** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:48 am

Because killing is fun.

Why is the sky blue?

by **partinobodycular** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:52 am

It's not. You might need to get your eyes checked.

How could you do that to me?

by **Cat** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:53 am

God told me to.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

by **Blake11roys** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:56 am

Four

Why do I need contacts?

by **Mary** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:58 am

Because your eyes hate you

Where is the empire state building?

by **partinobodycular** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:59 am

In America.

Why is that doll staring at me?

by **Blake11roys** Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:01 am

Because it's possessed.

Why is my hair brown?

by **saturnlite88** Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:06 am

It got pooed on.

What sound does a cow make?

by **Mary** Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:10 am

OINK!

Where does the red fern grow?

by **saturnlite88** Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:17 am

Where it was planted.

Who is the doctor?

by **Mary** Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:59 am

Name, always Name

Why is the sun yellow?

by **partinobodycular** Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:19 pm

Because it's made out of gold.

Why's the rum gone?

by **Blake11roys** Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:21 pm

Because we drank it all last night.

Why does my head hurt?

by **lucyjoan** Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:21 pm

Because you took a picture of it

Why is (are?) Winrylite

so cute?

by **Statefarm** Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:09 pm

Because their relationship was made by the gods of happiness, sunshine, lollipops and unicorns.

Do you see what I see?

by **lucyjoan** Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:37 pm

No, we're like 2,000 miles apart.

Will you do my homework for me?

by **Blake11roys** Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:47 pm

Only if you help me with every problem.

Why don't we have a private island yet?

by **lucyjoan** Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:10 pm

Because we're poor.

Why does nearly everyone in my school piss me off?

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