Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

by **partinobodycular** Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:59 pm

Christmastown.

Mary, did you know that your baby boy would one day walk on water?

by **PinkSponge** Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:32 pm

Mary's not here, come back later. hehe

When will I die?

by **frostehh** Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:41 pm

Yesterday.

How many colors are in a sunset?

by **PinkSponge** Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:44 pm

Five.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?

by **partinobodycular** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:12 am

Not if it's a ninja tree.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

by **PinkSponge** Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:58 am

Three.

What is fire made of?

by **partinobodycular** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:04 pm

Hot.

What if the world were made of cotton candy?

by **PinkSponge** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:07 pm

I'd eat it.

What if you guys are all a figment of my imagination and I'm the only one who actually exists?

by **saturnlite88** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:10 pm

Then you'd be foreveralone

When does the day start?

by **PinkSponge** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:11 pm

Depends on the definitions of when, does, the, day, and start.

How many atoms in a square inch?

by **saturnlite88** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:16 pm

Zero if the square inch is somewhere inside your skull.

What is a camel?

by **PinkSponge** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:22 pm

Like a horse with a butt on it's back.

Do worms ever actually go inside apples?

by **partinobodycular** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:27 pm

Apple "seeds" are actually worm eggs.

Is the whole world really covered in a plastic bag?

by **PinkSponge** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:30 pm

No.

Where can I find some cookies?

by **partinobodycular** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:31 pm

You can't.

Why does it rain?

by **PinkSponge** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:33 pm

Because of clouds.

What happens when you give a mouse a cookie?

by **partinobodycular** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:34 pm

He'll want some milk to go with it.

Where'd my pet bunny go?

by **Blake11roys** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:46 pm

Fluttershy adopted it.

Why do I always think about ponies?

by **partinobodycular** Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:59 pm

Because you are one.

Why don't I ever think about ponies?

by **Blake11roys** Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:53 pm

Because you are not a pony.

How can I decrease world suck?

by **partinobodycular** Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:31 pm

By being less sucky.

Why can't my life be more like a musical?

by **Cat** Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:29 pm

Because you're not in high school anymore.

What if we peed purple?

by **saturnlite88** Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:01 pm

Then we would bleed green.

Who do I have two testicles?

by **Cat** Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:14 pm

Because one is the loneliest number that there ever could be and three's a crowd.

Who was phone?

by **partinobodycular** Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:48 pm

Dog was phone.

What's the number for 911?

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