Re: Corrupt a Wish!

by **Nate** Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:39 pm

Who could only be fed his own flesh

I wish i could not cry while watching its a wonderful life

by **speckleasme** Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:52 pm

Granted, but you now cry while watching every other movie in existence.

I wish I didn't have to get up at 6:30 every morning.

by **Nate** Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:54 pm

granted but now you have to sleep in the bathtub wearing a 3 piece suit. (anyone get the reference)

I wish i aced every test

by **speckleasme** Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:56 pm

Granted, but you talk back to the teacher and never pay attention otherwise, and you get expelled.

I wish my bed was more comfortable.

by **Nate** Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:57 pm

you have all of your sensory nerves removed

i wish somebody loved me

by **speckleasme** Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:59 pm

Granted, but it's your mother (your dad still hates you)

I wish I could be taller.

by **Nate** Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:01 pm

granted, but now you hit your head on everything. being tall isnt all that great

I wish i was shorter!

by **speckleasme** Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:02 pm

Granted, but everyone takes advantage of your physical size and pushes you around (being short isn't that great either)

I wish I was mid-height.

by **Nate** Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:04 pm

that would be nice. but you die a painful death

I wish I was mid-height.

by **speckleasme** Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:05 pm

That last one was horrible. anyway:

Granted, But everyone else becomes tall so you are below average.

I wish I could find $20 bills on the street every day.

by **Nate** Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:08 pm

but the government prints millions of times as much money so a twenty is obsolete

I wish i didnt have kleptomania

by **speckleasme** Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:09 pm

Granted, but you have Herpes.

I wish I was the king of the universe.

by **Nate** Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:09 pm

granted but noone else lives there

by **speckleasme** Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:10 pm

I'M STOPPING NOW BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT THIS.

by **Nate** Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:11 pm

I wish i didnt have to practice violin now

by **DecemberHare** Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:08 am

Granted, you now have to practice the viola.

I wish dodo birds weren't extinct.

by **speckleasme** Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:19 am

Granted, but they hate humans and try to kill every one they see.

I wish I could travel trough time.

by **Nate** Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:21 am

Granted, but only backwards.

I wish I didnt always forget to add a second part to forum game posts

by **speckleasme** Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:22 am

Granted, but now you forget to add the first part.

I wish I could sprint for an entire marathon.

by **Nate** Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:25 am

granted, but then you can't move for 2 weeks.

I wish I looked like Gregory Peck.

by **speckleasme** Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:26 am

Granted, but so does everyone else.

I wish my internet was faster.

by **Nate** Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:29 am

Granted, but you dont have any electronics.

I wish i had a computer or a smartphone.

by **DecemberHare** Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:39 am

Granted, but they get stolen.

I wish I coud have met Gregory Peck.

by **Nate** Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:00 am

Hi! now you have, but i only look like him

I wish i could think of a wish.

by **DecemberHare** Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:16 am

Granted, but you didn't like the wish you thought of so you didn't wish for it.

I wish I could have met the REAL Gregory Peck.

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