Corrupt a Wish!

Granted, but you meet him by accidentally tripping him and escorting him to the hospital minutes later.

I wish I could make objects change to the color of my choosing.

Granted, but only you can see the changed color. Everyone else just sees it as it was before.

I wish I could speak any language I want fluently.

Granted, but now everyone in the world speaks only English.

I wish I could choose when to stop procrastinating.

I'll grant that later.

I wish I could read six books a day.

Granted, but only baby books and books by Dr. Seuss.

I wish I lived in a castle.

Granted, but it's cold and drafty and doesn't have electricity, indoor plumbing, or wifi.

I wish I could donate my fat to people who need it.

Granted, you look like a Holocaust survivor.

I wish I was smarter.

Granted, but now you realize how stupid everyone else is and you can't stand people.

I wish it were January 26.

Granted, but that means I have my permit (it's my half-birthday) so I crash and kill someone.

I wish I didn't have to learn how to drive.

Granted, but you'll crash and kill someone and will have to live with the guilt for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to help put up the decorations for the tree.

Granted, but the tree burned down already and you can't afford a new one.

I wish I could pick noises and choose whether to hear them or not (like tuning out a baby's crying).

Granted, but once you tune out a sound, you can never hear it again.

I wish there was snow where I lived.

Granted, but only while you're on vacation in a snowless place.

I wish I had a pet.

Granted, but it's a pet goldfish which dies within a day(like all of mine ).

I wish everything was edible, but only to me.

Granted, but everything that you eat now is not edible anymore, so you have to eat other weird things for the rest of your life.

I wish It wasn't so rainy right now.

Granted, you now have a rainless storm with thunder and lightning.

I wish I didn't have to go to school so early.

Granted, you've moved away from your parents and permanently live there.

I wish I could get the sticky stuff from my Christmas tree off of my hands.

granted but now you don't have fingers.

I wish I had a useless superpower

Granted, but you can't use your useless power for its intended purpose.

I wish that my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

Granted, but you didnt make a wish, sooo...

I wish i knew how to set up a clap light.

Granted, but now that you have the knowledge, you don't have the ability.

I wish I had a better webcam.

Granted, your computer breaks so you can't use it.


I wish I had a pug

Granted, but it has rabies.

I wish I could talk to trees.

Granted, but they won't reply back.

I wish it was Christmas already.

Granted, but the apocalypse has happened and we are all dead.

I wish I was a better skier.