Let's write a story!

Since Halloween was probably several days ago, the Mary is rotten, which is just how Zombie-Jessica likes it

Jessica does like her rotten Mary, thank you very much. Then Jessica bites Lucy or Lucy gets killed or however people turn into zombies because Jessica is lonely.

Jessica likes speaking in third person.

Lucy, on the other hand, isn't entirely sure when she arrived in this twisted universe and so decides to bend the rules so that I am the main character. I decide to ignore Jessica and try to find my purpose in the world of zombies.

Jessica doesn't care because Lucy is missing out on the third person. Jessica wants to bend the laws of physics, so she starts hovering around and using her telekinetic powers.

I ignore her, since my power of bending the laws of storytelling are so much cooler than lame physics laws.

Jessica sticks her tongue out at Lucy. Then I realize that I can bend the rules of storytelling, too, so I start talking in first person and then I make Lucy bald. Because I can.

And then Allison remembered that this story was supposed to be about her so she comes in and attacks Jessica and Lucy for stealing it from her

Lucy and Jessica find that their powers of storytelling are no match for Allison, and they are banished from the story forever. Allison decides to celebrate by going out for ice cream.

And then Shawn wakes up. The end.

Except it's not the end, because that's dumb. He wakes up and finds himself standing at the beginning of a corn maze with the start behind him sealed off. Allison's gone, because no one cares about her. Shawn starts walking and reaches a point where he has to turn left or right.

He decides to dig a hole and find a way out, rather than conform to the options the maze-builders granted him. He also finds a Reese's and eats it. It was good.

And then he realized the the reese's was actually animal poop and now he might be sick instead.

He starts violently throwing up on the ground. Then Mary gets teleported into the magic corn maze and starts throwing up because she gets sick when she sees other people vomiting. Then they team up to get out of the maze together.

Unfortunately, just like in that MLP episode, hedges appear and separate them from one another.

(I had just watched that episode when I started writing this.)

Apparently now it's a hedge maze instead of a corn maze. So Shawn and Mary start walking through the maze, following the right wall with their hands because they heard that's a fail-safe way to get out of a maze.

Joke is on them, as the maze is made entirely of left walls.

And then they hear a gun shot and Mary drops dead to the ground.

Joke's on you, Mary was a fruit the whole time.

In his rage, Shawn smashes the dead Mary, and then leaps into the sky and flies to Russia, leaving behind the zombie ponies who were in the maze all along. The Zombie ponies plan their revenge.

So they gather together and pick who their next target will be and decide to pick Blake.

However, Blake retreats to his parents' basement, which serves as an effective hiding spot, rendering him invincible.
He goes on the internet and pretends to be 19 instead of 51

Zombie Applejack quickly gathers all the other zombie ponies for battle.

And they venture out into the deep woods, searching for Blake.

They happen upon his house, now a bunker, in a few minutes.

However, when they get to the basement they don't recognize him because he's 30 years older than he claimed to be.