Re: The person [strike]above[/strike] below me gets a useless superpower!

by **partinobodycular** Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:16 pm

The person below me can see through dirty windows as if they were clean.

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:16 pm

The person below me can bake a cake 30 seconds faster than anyone else.

by **PinkSponge** Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:31 pm

The person below me can solve a 1x2 Rubik's cube.

by **partinobodycular** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:12 pm

The person below me can always get a Q at the start of Scrabble.

by **saturnlite88** Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:18 pm

Does it come with a U?

The person below me can suck my banjos.

by **DecemberHare** Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:33 am

The person below me can grow 2 inches instantly.

by **partinobodycular** Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:55 pm

The person below me can shrink 2 inches instantly.

by **DecemberHare** Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:55 am

The person below me can walk backwards without falling.

by **partinobodycular** Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:08 pm

The person below me can comfortably wear stilettos.

by **DecemberHare** Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:45 am

The person below me can do the worm underwater.

by **partinobodycular** Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:28 pm

The person below me can go two minutes without blinking, unless they're in a staring contest.

by **DecemberHare** Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:02 pm

The person below me can pull their fingers back until they reach their arm.

by **partinobodycular** Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:20 am

The person below me can make snap decisions really easily.

by **DecemberHare** Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:43 am

The person below me can snap with their toes.

by **PinkSponge** Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:30 pm

The person below me can measure peanuts really accurately.

by **AppleZach** Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:33 pm

The person below me can speak with Jimmy Carter's ghost.

by **DecemberHare** Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:19 am

The person below me can play the noseflute

by **AppleZach** Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:51 am

The person below me can do an extra 1/2 push up than before.

by **DecemberHare** Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:18 am

The person below me can sing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards.

by **AppleZach** Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:12 pm

The person below me can eat Milk Duds with lightning speed and precision.

by **DecemberHare** Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:16 am

The person below me can blink repeatedly faster than anyone else.

by **lucyjoan** Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:15 am

The person below me can teleport up to two inches away

by **DecemberHare** Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:55 pm

The person below me can shape shift into a squirrel.

by **saturnlite88** Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:35 pm

How is that useless? I can be all squirrelly now.

The person below me can create amazing web codes and scripts and stuff for one day.

by **AppleZach** Mon Dec 03, 2012 10:34 pm

The person below me can open stuck ketchup bottles.

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