Re: The person [strike]above[/strike] below me gets a useless superpower!

by **DecemberHare** Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:04 am

The person below me can turn orange juice into oranges.

by **Nate** Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:52 am

The person below me can fly, but only when they are exhausted or drunk enough that they will probably die

by **DecemberHare** Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:41 am

The person below me can put his/her entire fist in his/her mouth.

by **Nate** Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:43 am

The person below me is really good at formatting documents that nobody else will ever read

by **DecemberHare** Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:15 am

The person below me can make a house of cards seven levels high.

by **MunchyDumpling** Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:34 am

The person below me has the power to fold a piece of paper perfectly in half with one hand holding the paper in the air.

by **Lkun** Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:49 am

The person below me has the ability to sniff any discarded weave and know exactly who's weave it was/how it was ripped out.

by **DecemberHare** Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:55 am

The person below me has the power to run faster than anyone else but only for three seconds before getting tired.

by **MunchyDumpling** Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:03 pm

The person below me can change the speed of their hair growth.

by **partinobodycular** Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:34 pm

The person below me can go one second longer than most people without blinking.

by **DecemberHare** Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:16 am

The person below me can change the amount of fingers he/she has on his/her right hand.

by **Lkun** Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:40 am

The person below me has the ability to "smize" fiercer than Tyra.

by **MunchyDumpling** Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:26 pm

The person below me has the power to open any door automatically.

by **speckleasme** Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:21 pm

The person below me can jump into the Grand Canyon. Of course, they can only do it once.

by **DecemberHare** Sun Dec 09, 2012 6:19 pm

The person below me can turn their hair into jelly.

by **Cat** Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:26 am

The person below me can impregnate people just by looking at them

by **speckleasme** Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:25 am

The person below me actually take their thumb on and off to impress friends.

by **DecemberHare** Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:28 am

The person below me can understand what mosquitos are thinking.

by **Cat** Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:06 pm

The person below me has the power to see through clothes but only on the gender they are not attracted to.

by **Nate** Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:26 pm

Is that mandatory? / can i pretend im gay? / what about bi people?

The person below me has the power to wear a long beige trenchcoat in public without looking creepy and suspicious.

by **speckleasme** Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:44 pm

The person below me has the power to move toasters at their will.

by **Nate** Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:15 pm

TOASTER MAN. How is that useless.

The person below me has the power to make backhanded compliments without seeming insulting.

by **speckleasme** Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:19 pm

The person below me has the power to crack all of their joints without having health complications.

by **AppleZach** Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:19 pm

The person below me has the power to MELT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV-XMNF4gFQ

by **speckleasme** Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:20 pm

The person below me has the power to walk on lava, but they still get killed by the heat.

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