Re: The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

by **PinkSponge** Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:22 pm

But the tape didn't stick.

Jessica found Mr. Ant crawling on her carpet and crushed him in a piece of paper.

by **partinobodycular** Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:16 pm

But he managed to squeeze into a little pocket of the crumpled paper.

Mr. Ant walked into a pit of quicksand.

by **saturnlite88** Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:24 pm

But he was thrown a python to crawl up.

Mr. Ant fell into an erupting volcano.

by **DecemberHare** Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:20 am

But it was a failed science project that didn't even erupt properly.

Mr. Ant was stepped on by my shoes.

by **partinobodycular** Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:06 am

But your shoes are full of holes for him to crawl out of.

Mr. Ant ate Death By Chocolate.

by **saturnlite88** Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:18 am

But it was really good and it made him happy rather than killing him.

Mr. And was struck by lightning.

by **DecemberHare** Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:24 am

But it was Mr. And, not Mr. Ant. Mr. Ant was home, safe from the lightning.

Mr. Ant was stomped on by a stampede.

by **saturnlite88** Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:10 am

Then he went to the Ant Hospital were he was made better.

Mr. Ant was stabbed with a light saber.

by **saturnlite88** Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:35 pm

Mr. Ant was rematerialized by the power of the Force.

Mr. And was attacked by gremlins.

by **partinobodycular** Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:22 am

But he didn't feed them after midnight so they got hungry and left.

Mr. Ant was stabbed with a pencil.

by **saturnlite88** Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:27 am

But it was dull.

Mary thought up a great way to kill Mr. Ant and put her plan into action.

by **Mary** Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:32 am

But then she didn't.

by **saturnlite88** Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:51 am

Mr. Ant ate all of Mary's cookies.

by **Mary** Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:25 pm

And he found them yummy.

Mr. Ant was put in a blender.

by **partinobodycular** Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:12 pm

But it wasn't turned on.

Mr. Ant fell into a volcano.

by **PinkSponge** Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:08 pm

But it wasn't an active volcano and he crawled out.

Mr. Ant was cooked in a pie.

by **lucyjoan** Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:12 pm

But it was pecan pie and disgusting so no one ate it.

Mr Ant ate too much on Thanksgiving and later suffered a heart attack.

by **partinobodycular** Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:55 pm

But he took an aspirin so he was okay.

Mr. Ant was mixed in with the stuffing and cooked inside a turkey.

by **saturnlite88** Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:33 pm

But it wasn't Thanksgiving anymore so he wasn't eaten.

Mr. Ant flipped over the "DEATH" tarot card.

by **speckleasme** Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:37 pm

But it's just a card so it doesn't do anything.

The terminator terminates Mr. Ant.

by **saturnlite88** Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:40 pm

But it was just his job that was terminated, so Mr. Ant went to work for Arnold Schwarzenegger instead.

Mr. Ant eats curry that is too hot for him to handle.

by **speckleasme** Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:41 pm

But then he drinks some water and is fine.

Mr. Ant falls into the Grand Canyon.

by **Nate** Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:31 pm

but it is actually a 2D painting of the grand canyon.

Mr. Ant is roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris

by **PinkSponge** Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:59 pm

Except Chuck Norris jokes are really old so it doesn't do anything.

Mr. Ant was attacked by the mafia.

by **lucyjoan** Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:15 pm

But he was saved by the doctor.

Mr Ant's parachute breaks mid-fall.

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