The Hard Life of Mr. Ant

But since Mr. Ant is quite the little genius, he discovers the cure before the minute ended.

Mr. Ant was smashed by a rock and then tied to that same rock and thrown into a lake, sinking straight to the bottom.

Radagast the Brown revives him using his blue rock staff. (seen the Hobbit early bitches)

Mr. Ant has his head cut off by the pale orc.

But he is saved by Melisandre because Game of Thrones beats Lord of the Rings.

Robert Baratheon takes a disliking to Mr. Ant.

Robert Baratheon is dead fool!

Mr. Ant is sent to the wall for being a raper, but is killed by a white walker.

But he controls his death like Coldhands so he is fine.

Maxwell's silver hammer came down on Mr. Ant's head.

Luckily, Maxwell's silver hammer is just a fictional item, so he was okay.

Mr. Ant was sat on by a 400-pound man.

But he crawled out with minimal damage.

Mr. Ant was shot out of the barrel of a shotgun.

But there was no gunpowder or shells in the gun, so the shot didn't do anything, and he crawled out through the barrel.

Mr. Ant got stranded in space.

But he had a spacesuit on and was eventually rescued.

Mr. Ant was abducted by ant-eating aliens.

Luckily, the spacesuit he was wearing disguised him as a human, so the aliens let him go.

Mr. Ant was hanged for witchcraft.

Luckily, it's not Salem in the 1600's, so it didn't happen and he was okay.

Mr. Ant was caught in a fence link while running away from a soon-to-explode atomic bomb, and was blown to pieces.

And by that, Sawy means he was blown to the pieces of the broken fence, but he survived just fine.

Mr. Ant was hunted down by a pack of ferocious timberwolves.

But Ricky Rubio realized that it was wrong to hunt ants, and so he told the other Minnesota Timberwolves to back off, and they listened to the point guard.

Mr. Ant pushed the big red button.

But it does not do anything.

Mr. Ant was trapped in an ice cube.

The ice cube was put in a soda and he climbed out on the straw.

Mr. Ant got beat up by a thug for dating his ant girlfriend.

But the self proclaimed "thug" (or as he liked to call himself, level "68 wizard") actually had little to no arm strength.

Mr. Ant got pwn'd by this "thug" in [MMORPG] and he felt very bad.

Fortunately, Mr. Ant still got some experience points from the battle and was able to level up.

Mr. Ant was put into a blender which was then turned on.

But Mr. Ant was so small that he was able to hide below the spinning blade.

Mr. Ant was pushed off the top of the Empire State Building.

But he was pushed by a gust of wind, which then gently carried him down onto a soft bush.

Mr. Ant was sprayed with insecticide.

But just then, a mosquito jumped in the way, and saved his life.

Mr. Ant was thrown into a witch's potion.

But the potion didn't kill him, so it made him stronger.

Mr. Ant made Thor angry.

But then Thor calmed down and didn't hurt him.

Mr. Ant stuck a piece of metal in a electrical socket.

Fortunately, he was in an abandoned house and there was no power.

Alex's coin fell on top of Mr. Ant.

Luckily, it was only a dime, and it only fell from 3 inches up, so it did not crush him.

Mr. Ant lost a lot of blood from his ears by listening to one of those singers who break glass with their voices.

Sawybean1 wrote:Luckily, it was only a dime

It's actually a penny. Gosh.

Luckily, ants don't have ears, so Mr. Ant was fine.

Mr. Ant got stuck inside of a washing machine during its cycle.